Pet Peeves

[THE MACHINE]

People who call you and when you answer they’re having a full blown conversation with someone else.

Like don’t fukken call me if you talking to someone you with

That shyt is infuriating

You: “Hello?…HELLO?
Them:.......I’m telling you they couldn’t stop dude, he had like 18 in the 4th quarter
You: “Yo!
Them: You can’t build a roster around him is all I’m saying.

 

[Crude]

People that pull out in front of me like they are in a hurry just to drive slowly.

People who take to long at the ATM machine. If it's taking you more than 3-5 minutes go in the bank.

A he tried to holla at me azz female. If you didn't want him why are you so concerned that he now found someone who does want him.

People driving slow in the passing lane, and getting passed by drivers in the slower traffic right lanes.

People who look me directly in my eye and don't speak. (This seems to be a regional thing)

When I pull up to the drive through and they don't say anything, but when I start ordering they tell me to hold on. I'm like why didn't you say that in the first place.

When places like Sonic ask me do I want my change back. I'm like hell yeah I want my change back. I gave you $10, but my food was only 7 and some change yes I want my change. I think that shyt is highly unprofessional.

I usually don't trip on what other people do, but I hate to see men and women wear those durags and bonnets out in public. That's night wear leave that shyt at home.

I hate when I'm in the restroom and it's 10 urinals available, but some guy decides to come take a leak right beside me.

I try to be a gentleman to all ladies, but it gets under my skin when I hold the door open for young Black women and older White ladies and they don't say thank you.

 

[Silkk]

Motherfukkas standing in front of the stairs/elevators/doorways holding full blown conversations. shyt pisses me off immediately

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

People who call you while they have food in their mouth.

People who have to be captain obvious all the time. Or have to tell the corny cliche joke every time the opportunity presents itself.

The people who laugh at the cliche joke.

 

[AuntAnniesPretzels]

Women who bust it open for low character men/thugs and create dysfunctional families

 

[FLATOP]

People who call you and when you answer they’re having a full blown conversation with someone else.

Like don’t fukken call me if you talking to someone you with

 

[Fat Fred Jones]

People that litter when it's so easy to hold your trash and find a garbage bin. I was never a big captain planet fan, but there's something about looters and polluters that just make me sick. I straight up kicked a dude out of my car; as in literally haul him out when he tossed an half eaten plate of food with a beer out my rear passenger side window cause he was finished eating. Like for real motherfukker, we live here.....

This you?

 

[AllHolosEve]

I hate people trying to count my money. Don't you make this much & work this many hours last week? You ain't got $20 I can hold?

 

[Marezzy]

Talking over me as I talk like I was done mid sentence.

Saying “what are you doing?” as I slid panties down

People shytting in a public restroom while talking on the phone.

People getting gas but leaving the car doors open so people can hear their loud music.

nikkas that brag about p*ssy and brands but when it comes to real life stuff like credit, real estate, and career progression wanna get stand offish.

Loud people.

Leaving a little bit of juice or food so you don’t have to say you ate it all.

Trying to take food off my plate without asking.

Starting to say something then saying never mind.

Thinking you can get whatever you want out of me because you have a p*ssy.

People feet on the car dash

Babies in a movie theater

Women flexing on social media but you can see their bed on the floor behind them.

And lastly people that just can’t be quiet. Always gotta say something like you just want to hear yourself talk.

 

[big bun]

Silver cars...the most bland shyt in the world. Pick a damn color

 

[Fat Fred Jones]

I thought I'd never have to put up with this anymore after getting through school, but people who continue to ask a thousand questions just as class/meeting/conference call is about to be over, man y'all just need to ask those questions personally after this thing is adjourned.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

-Non-swimmers taking up lanes in the pool

-Passive aggression

-Dirty cribs

-People who are miserable and want u to be miserable too

-People who plan your time for you.

-People who come by to eat up ur stuff but can't be found to reciprocate

-Bill collectors who get all ur money on time but take forever when they need to give u a refund

-The DMV.


-Sensitive a$$holes who are hyper-critical of other people but damn near suicidal if anybody tells them about themselves.

-People who can't hold water.

-Getting in the car and talking to somebody else. So now u can't listen to music, can't interact, u just held hostage listening to their wack ass conversation.

- People who are rude to waitresses.

-people who are never satisfied. Ole "yeah it was alright I guess" ass people.

-people who are start arguments but tell u to chill.

 

[DallasTxRep]

Overuse and misuse of the word 'Literally'

 

[Lord_nikon]

When 8 to 9 cars wait to to the last minute and speed to the bottle neck to merge into the left lane at the bottle neck stopping traffic

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

-Touching the wrong part of the screen on your phone when trying to close an ad, and it takes you to the fkking App Store.

-When the cashier gets loud with that "would you like to donate $1 to Habitat For Humanities? It's only $1 and it's for a good cause!" Man NO!

-When someone knocks on my door AND rings the doorbell in quick succession. Goddamn this enrages me for some reason.

-When my wife is sleeping and I'm moving around the house like a ninja. When I am sleeping, she's moving around the house with a fkking marching band.