Pet Project: Indonesia considers crocodiles for prison guards

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Pet Project: Indonesia considers crocodiles for prison guards
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Nov 10, 2015
, Last Updated: 8:03 PM ET

Machines have threatened human jobs for years, but in an odd evolutionary twist, death row prison guards in Indonesia now have to worry about crocodiles putting them out of work.

That's right, according to the U.K. Guardian, Indonesia's anti-drug czar wants to build a prison on an island and staff it with crocodiles because, as he correctly explains, "You can't bribe crocodiles."

"You can't convince (crocodiles) to let inmates escape," Budi Waseso told local media, the Guardian reports.

Waseso reportedly plans to search for the croc guards himself.

"We will place as many crocodiles as we can there," the Guardian report quotes him. "I will search for the most ferocious type of crocodile."

The proposed prison, reportedly inspired by a croc-filled island in the James Bond film Live and Let Die, would house death row drug convicts, the report says.
Pet Project: Indonesia considers crocodiles for prison guards

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This would be a dumb idea. The crocodiles have no motivation to keep the inmates within boundaries. And they'd only be aggressive if hunger stroke.
 

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Then they'd be easier to defeat :dahell:
Naw if they build a habitat and the crocs laying eggs and then you got a guy trying to sneak past that for his freedom lol.

Plus I'm sure there'll be some crocs in there just looking to snap on people (no pun intended) just off gp
 

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Crocodiles can't be bribed but they can be kept busy temporarily.

Prisoners planning an escape will just factor in crocodile bait which will be prisoners that the crocodiles can feast on while the other prisoners escape.
 
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