Physique beats mouthpiece once again
So yesterday while out with my gorgeous Puerto Rican girlfriend we stopped at McDonald's to grab something to eat. I told her go start the car while I run to the rest room. While walking back to the car I see the car parked next to ours quickly pull off but I pay no attention to it because I didn't find it abnormal. I get in the car and she says "Daddy I got the funniest thing to tell you, these guys just tried to get at me."
I'm like

Your beautiful so I expect that. What they say? "It was 2 dudes in the car and I think they were watching me and waiting for me the whole time to come back to the car. Before I get in, the one guy says how old are you? I tell him I'm 18 so he's says let me get your number. I told him but my boyfriend is right there in McDonald's. He says so what, he don't got to know. Where you from? I'm from around here. Well I'm from Detroit and I say oh..... So his boys chimes in and says he lives around here tho and that's when you walked out the door.
Daddy soon as they saw you, they rolled up they windows without saying nothing, threw up the peace sign and dipped out the parking lot.

You so sexy and manly Daddy, I love it.