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Rats and wolves.

Wolves are pack animals. Presumably they’d protect me at all costs. And 10,000 is a lot of anything lol. 5 bullets probably won’t even take down two gorillas and he’d have to be a sniper to make that happen. You’d still have to contend with all the other animals. Rats are filthy and there are so many they’d decimate much of their environment if we’re in a small area. Hopefully I’m immune to whatever filth they bring back to the wolf cave and those other animals aren’t. You could find something toxic, feed it to the rats and hopefully the other animals eat them and then they all die. The gorillas and bulls can probably be taken out by the wolves. I’m not worried about those gators. I’ll just stay far away from water and when I am near, have my wolf friends with me. Then the cute wolf puppies and I can frollick in the sunset.
Oh and the human can get the plague. But since I’m friends with rats, they (or the fleas) won’t give it to me.

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10,000 rats? Well, you're certainly not surviving against them, so I'll take the rats

10,000 homie...10,000. Even if the rats were defenseless the hawks would be full and satisfied well before they got through 10,000.
Good point, the 50 hawks gonna post up on a tree full as fukk, smoking cigarettes while the bears trample over the rats and maul my bro to death :sadcam:
 
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The guy with the gun can take you out the easiest since the rifle gives him a lot of range on you, but picking him seems like a death sentence because he'll have trouble with numbers, if he had an automatic with unlimited bullets then it's a different story. I'mma go with the 10,000 rats and 50 hawks, and just hope the rats can slow everybody down long enough for the Hawks to swoop in and pick eyes out and shyt. Any other combination feels like you're guaranteed to die with.
 
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Now that I think about it some more, if breh can post up in a house with a good vantage point, and is skilled then I'll go with him and the hawks while I hide my ass off. If we in the wilderness with no type of housing or decent cover then I'll stick with the rats and hawks; The Hawks will just destroy the guy with the gun and any vantage point he can get can probably be navigated by the other animals eventually. I dunno, this is a though one:patrice:
 

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10,000 rats and a rifleman is enough. Rats would slow every one down. Rifleman follows up with the 1 shot kill.

second choice would be 50 hawks and 10 crocs. Hide in the water with crocs, nobody is getting you.

Edit: fukk the rats. 50 hawks and 10 crocs are my choice.
Edit2: Coli posters think they will be posting up like the Rat King.:mjlol:
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