Kiyoshi-Dono
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Pics of Brehs ready to Risk it All
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I asked chatgpt to write this like a Madden play by play lol
Alright folks, here we go — the groom lining up deep in the backfield, clearly playing a zone defense, trying to keep a safe cushion, reading the offense with caution. He’s got his eyes up, scanning, waiting to see how this play develops.
But wait! The bride steps up — motioning the groom in, leaving some space, drawing him out of that conservative coverage. She’s calling an audible, and the groom’s falling for it. He crosses the line, steps onto the dance floor — and BOOM! The offense sees daylight!
That invitation turned into a full-blown breakdown in coverage. The offense takes full advantage, slicing right through — untouched, all the way to the end zone. Touchdown!
And the look on the bride’s face? Oh, it says it all. She knew it — that one move, that one grab, and suddenly the defense is toast. The dance floor just turned into a highlight reel — and the groom? Well, he just got juked into next week.
What a play!"
Alright folks, here we go — the groom lining up deep in the backfield, clearly playing a zone defense, trying to keep a safe cushion, reading the offense with caution. He’s got his eyes up, scanning, waiting to see how this play develops.
But wait! The bride steps up — motioning the groom in, leaving some space, drawing him out of that conservative coverage. She’s calling an audible, and the groom’s falling for it. He crosses the line, steps onto the dance floor — and BOOM! The offense sees daylight!
That invitation turned into a full-blown breakdown in coverage. The offense takes full advantage, slicing right through — untouched, all the way to the end zone. Touchdown!
And the look on the bride’s face? Oh, it says it all. She knew it — that one move, that one grab, and suddenly the defense is toast. The dance floor just turned into a highlight reel — and the groom? Well, he just got juked into next week.
What a play!"
Yah, you got me with this.
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He was ready to risk it all until he actually seen the risk lol
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She snitched on him for glance over at her man tho thats crazy.
Basically her man has to be crashout for her. until he finds the wrong one.
Christine nampeera lol
Lol crazy thing there are tons of chicks shaped just like her over here.
Went to the mall today and one was working at this restaurant. Prob making 150 cdn a month but shaped like a gawdess
If I wasn't married
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This is clearly a skit.