Pimp C quotable thread

[BrownSound]

"I fukked her doggystyle and the bytch just THREW ME
Turned me on my stomach, started lickin out my BOOTY
Now everybody in the hood
know that your sister lick a booty real good, hehhahaha!"

 

[MidwestD]

"Hey man, you know what, fukk A PET! U know why? Cuz them hoes die n I'll be sad than a muthafukka."

[ame=http://youtu.be/HsyNy2Q0dGY]Pimp C said "fukk a pet" - YouTube[/ame]

 

[damedaddy]

-Keep talkin that shyt, them young gladiators gone come to ya hahse(house).
-if you don't like that, you can eat 7000 wees wees and die!!!
-you can eat my dikk and nuts at the same time!!!!
-he ain't got hoes in his stable, he only got 1 or 2 funky flatbackaz

 

[damedaddy]

Them nikkaz friendlier than a box of puppies

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

Talking Ne-Yo:



/thread

when i seen this i was laughin so hard

 

[raoulduke187]

the outro he did to I'm Straight is just priceless



Say what it do? Young Pimp C know what I'm talking 'bout?
Yeah, nikka want me to speak on some "king" shyt, know what I'm sayin'?
On the cool y'know.. young nikka T.I. jumped out there
Said he was the king of the south
He ruffled a whole lotta nikkas' feathers
But nikkas didn't really understand what the nikka was talking 'bout
Y'know.. and uh.. so everybody had it twisted but..
Me I understood from the get go
That what the nikka was tryin' to put
In these motherfukkin' stupid ass nikkas' faces!!
Was the fact that it's a whole bunch of kings down here
And as long as you takin' care of yo' business and doin' king shyt you a king!
What these nikkas shoulda been tryin' to do was tryin' to get close to the nikka
And get some understandin' about the type of game
He was tryin' to put in these motherfukkin' nikkas' ear holes!
Understand what I'm sayin'?
So I'm layin' back I'm watchin' the game from the sideline
Know what I'm talking 'bout?
And I'm seein' all these ol' p*ssy ass nikkas out here
Talking 'bout they this and they that, but they really ain't doin' nothin!
Cause they motherfukkin' paper ain't right
When I see them in the street, they diamonds fake! Know what I'm talking 'bout?
They shyt ain't cut right, ya shyt ain't right!
shyt cloudy and chipped up, know what I'm talking 'bout?
And them nikkas talking 'bout they "trill nikkas"
Don't even know what the motherfukkin' word mean!
Know what I'm talking 'bout? This comin' from the O.G. style trill
Know what I'm talking 'bout? Not these ol' fake ass nikkas
Tryin' to come on the scene later on and tryin' to take glory for some shyt
Some other nikkas paid dues for, know what I'm talking 'bout?
So this is what is.. we bringin' Georgia and Texas together
All you ol' bytch ASS nikkaS that ain't down wit' the play
Move on to the side, all you old school rappers like 'Pac say
You nikkas flabby, lookin' like Larry Holmes
BACK YO' bytch ASS UP!! And, and, and, and move around for the South
Cause it's our time to shine, know what I'm talking 'bout?
Now let's do this shyt!

 

[Bugsmoran]

"I keep a bad yellow b!tch cause my d!ck feel goood"

 

[ivailoivailoto]

bytch,a pimp not a simp,you know we done get highr than the goodyear blimp...

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

This the time of year When the skunk come thru
The swisha sweet brown but the inside blue
I bet u never seen blue dro befo
It come from Hawaii, bytch nikkaz don't wanna try me
I'm the MVP of the P.A.T
They say they lookin for me
I don't see nobody chasin me
Roll my own shyt, I don't need no nikkas lacin me
Gorillas in my trunk, ain't no nikka out bassin' me

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

I ain't payin you
Need to be payin me
p*ssy a dime a dozen
But the dikk ain't free

 

[letti cook]

What means the world to pimp?
My paper,steak and shrimp
My bytches on the track, for they daddy, bringing it back
p*ssy is still the best thing going
I got a hoe like Jesse Owens
I use to sell dope
Riding dirty, cocaine scoing
selling d wasnt for me
i gotta keep the prostitutes hoeing
coming through sitting low
in the cl 5 double 0
platinum with the 20 inches
instrument to get the bytches
coming down,playing surround, get my dikk sucked in every town
sweet jones, fukka clone, gripping wood in the brougham
bytch I got some game to sell
CUZ ONLY MONEY MAKE MY dikk SWELL
holup bytch...sweet jones





I live my life for my son so he can have sumn
blessed just to see a new day so im tryna grab sumn
i been on top of the world and at the bottom too
when u up you got plenty friends, when ya down its few
the way we grew up was wrong, im the first to admit
i know god aint put me here to be going through this
i lost d-ray last year and its just not the same
just at a time in his life when he was tryna change
he told me "pimp i need help, i want up out the game"
i made a promise, i lied, cause the next night he died
i guess my childhood is over cuz man aint nothing funny
and everything that i love revolve around sex and money
i want to have some mo kids but in the 90s thats crazy
the women polluted so it aint safe to make babies
and its a shame that uncle sam aint got no job to pay me
but pay the mightiest 40gs for every year they enslave me,crazy

 

[letti cook]

the outro he did to I'm Straight is just priceless



Say what it do? Young Pimp C know what I'm talking 'bout?
Yeah, nikka want me to speak on some "king" shyt, know what I'm sayin'?
On the cool y'know.. young nikka T.I. jumped out there
Said he was the king of the south
He ruffled a whole lotta nikkas' feathers
But nikkas didn't really understand what the nikka was talking 'bout
Y'know.. and uh.. so everybody had it twisted but..
Me I understood from the get go
That what the nikka was tryin' to put
In these motherfukkin' stupid ass nikkas' faces!!
Was the fact that it's a whole bunch of kings down here
And as long as you takin' care of yo' business and doin' king shyt you a king!
What these nikkas shoulda been tryin' to do was tryin' to get close to the nikka
And get some understandin' about the type of game
He was tryin' to put in these motherfukkin' nikkas' ear holes!
Understand what I'm sayin'?
So I'm layin' back I'm watchin' the game from the sideline
Know what I'm talking 'bout?
And I'm seein' all these ol' p*ssy ass nikkas out here
Talking 'bout they this and they that, but they really ain't doin' nothin!
Cause they motherfukkin' paper ain't right
When I see them in the street, they diamonds fake! Know what I'm talking 'bout?
They shyt ain't cut right, ya shyt ain't right!
shyt cloudy and chipped up, know what I'm talking 'bout?
And them nikkas talking 'bout they "trill nikkas"
Don't even know what the motherfukkin' word mean!
Know what I'm talking 'bout? This comin' from the O.G. style trill
Know what I'm talking 'bout? Not these ol' fake ass nikkas
Tryin' to come on the scene later on and tryin' to take glory for some shyt
Some other nikkas paid dues for, know what I'm talking 'bout?
So this is what is.. we bringin' Georgia and Texas together
All you ol' bytch ASS nikkaS that ain't down wit' the play
Move on to the side, all you old school rappers like 'Pac say
You nikkas flabby, lookin' like Larry Holmes
BACK YO' bytch ASS UP!! And, and, and, and move around for the South
Cause it's our time to shine, know what I'm talking 'bout?
Now let's do this shyt!