In college our bathroom at the house was wayyyy down the hall. I used to wake up after boozing all night and step in a wet spot  . I guess when i was blacked out id just wake up, piss next to the bed, and back to sleep
. I guess when i was blacked out id just wake up, piss next to the bed, and back to sleep  . After this happened like 13 times i kept a gatorade bottle next to the bed and would then wake up to a half gallon of piss every morning
. After this happened like 13 times i kept a gatorade bottle next to the bed and would then wake up to a half gallon of piss every morning 
	
		
			
		
		
	
			
			 . I guess when i was blacked out id just wake up, piss next to the bed, and back to sleep
. I guess when i was blacked out id just wake up, piss next to the bed, and back to sleep  . After this happened like 13 times i kept a gatorade bottle next to the bed and would then wake up to a half gallon of piss every morning
. After this happened like 13 times i kept a gatorade bottle next to the bed and would then wake up to a half gallon of piss every morning 
 
 
		 
 
		

 
 
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		 who spilled all this water on my floor?
 who spilled all this water on my floor? 
 
		
 
 
		 you just complemented me.  Drinking on long rides gets the piss in bottle treatment.
 you just complemented me.  Drinking on long rides gets the piss in bottle treatment.