I've yelled AHHHHHH IT BURNS while peeing when I was using a stall because I heard some one enter the bathrooms.
If I walk in and someone is blowing up the toilet... I'll take my piss because everyone at my job gets real quiet pretending they aren't in the bathroom... And as I'm walking out I'll say in a defiant tone... Look at you.. You use to be my idol. Getting problems solved. Now look at you. Taking a shyt on company time
Don't even need to say a joke
