I love when these threads are made because the usual responses never take long to come in.
"Gout on a plate. Better you than me, though.

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"Eat your own weight instead of lifting weights, brehs.

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"Pizza? Never catch me eating that. I'm 29 and this tofurkey is hitting the spot.

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"You can get the same thing at your local two-dollar mom and pop joint. True, rats might have scurried across the counter just before you ordered and you got food poisoning the last time you ate there due to contamination, but who cares? The health inspector isn't charging for less, the restaurant is.

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