Plantation Celebration aka c00n Awards, Ideas

[#1 pick]

Negro bedwench lifetime award

 

[#1 pick]

Suprise c00n of the year:
For the c00n that shocked us the most with the amount of c00n in them

Reformed c00n of the year:
For the c00n that best attempted to unc00nify him or herself.

c00n wake-up call of the year:
c00n that received the biggest wake-up call

Viral c00n of the year:
Social media's c00niest viral sensations

Life-time ac00nment award:
For the c00n that has displayed the longest, most consistent, and powerful c00ning throughout his or her life-time

Suprise nominees are
T. Coates
Mark Lemont Hill
Will Smith

Reformed:
???? Not in 2015. Maybe message board posters

 

[#1 pick]

This niigga said the "Donal Sterling Forgiveness" award...

Some good ideas in this thread.

Categories
Social Media:
Best Social Media c00n
Most c00nish online Behavior
Most c00nish Co-sign/Comment
Most c00nish interview by an online personality

Music:
Most c00nish song
Most c00nish interview by an artist

Sports:
Most c00nish interview by an athlete
Most c00nish off-field behavior
Nicole Brown Simpson award (Most c00nish exhibit of chasing white broads by an athlete)

TV
Most c00nish comment by a TV personality/actor
Most c00nish behavior

Film
Most c00nish comment by a TV personality/actor
Most c00nish behavior

Various
Donald Sterling Forgiveness Award (Undeserved forgiveness given to a white supremacists)
Butter Biscuit Award (Most c00nish attempt at making a comeup)

Marlon Wayans has to win one of these awards

 

[#1 pick]

Best pro sports c00n award aka the Charles Barkley honor
Best news media c00n award

Tap dance award

These three are loaded with former athletes

Dexter Manley, Cris Carter, Stephen A. Smith and a bunch of other c00ns

 

[Still FloW]

The Pawg Chasing c00n Award
Bedwench of the year
Bedbuck of the year

and finally...

Award for the Best Motion Picture c00n Caught In An Act Of No Forgiveness Award

 

[WheresWallace]

Yep. I was on board till they mentioned tariq. Talk about exposing c00ns yet keep worshipping a fraud who's clearly only exploiting y'all for money brehs

Im not sure if this was directed at me or not, but this is my take on it.

I don't look at Tariq as if he is Malcom X. I look at Tariq no different than I would look at Will Packer.
Will Packer (producer) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Tariq is a business man and right now he is producing movies. If I can go see Think like a man (1 & 2). Why should I not see Hidden Colors.

If Tariq was lying or presenting fake information then I would agree with you, but if all the information is substantiated and there is no one else providing entertaining movies that discusses black history/issues then why not support his films?

I think people are just so used to "pro-black" people not being business minded so when they see a "pro-black" person who is also business minded then they automatically see a contradiction with the image but not finding any contradiction in the person's message.

 

[Mowgli]

Then when it starts making money people will c00n to be acknowledged and embrace the c00n.

That is when the creator of the c00n awards becomes the c00n

 

[No Sleep]

Then when it starts making money people will c00n to be acknowledged and embrace the c00n.

That is when the creator of the c00n awards becomes the c00n

Or they maybe shamed. Going to be hard to make money off of calling out c00ns.

 

[Mowgli]

Or they maybe shamed. Going to be hard to make money off of calling out c00ns.

Shame only works if it hurts your money

 

[No Sleep]

Shame only works if it hurts your money

Be honored to look a fool then.

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

This is such a terrible, pointless idea.

 

[No Sleep]

You can hit your button

 

[DrexlersFade]

This shyt is fukking genius you guys are a trip

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

On one hand you're right, but on the other c00ns have pretty much turned their backs by making it a point to down their own to be accepted by whites...so....let em be with the whites then.

Just when you thought this place couldn't get any more play out of the word c00n.

This niigga said the "Donal Sterling Forgiveness" award...

Some good ideas in this thread.

Categories
Social Media:
Best Social Media c00n
Most c00nish online Behavior
Most c00nish Co-sign/Comment
Most c00nish interview by an online personality

Music:
Most c00nish song
Most c00nish interview by an artist

Sports:
Most c00nish interview by an athlete
Most c00nish off-field behavior
Nicole Brown Simpson award (Most c00nish exhibit of chasing white broads by an athlete)

TV
Most c00nish comment by a TV personality/actor
Most c00nish behavior

Film
Most c00nish comment by a TV personality/actor
Most c00nish behavior

Various
Donald Sterling Forgiveness Award (Undeserved forgiveness given to a white supremacists)
Butter Biscuit Award (Most c00nish attempt at making a comeup)

We need to get some technical categories too

Best Short Form c00n Moment

Best Long-Form c00n Moment

Best New c00n

c00n Come Back Of The Year

Best Original c00n Statement

simp of the year

Suprise c00n of the year:
For the c00n that shocked us the most with the amount of c00n in them

Reformed c00n of the year:
For the c00n that best attempted to unc00nify him or herself.

c00n wake-up call of the year:
c00n that received the biggest wake-up call

Viral c00n of the year:
Social media's c00niest viral sensations

Life-time ac00nment award:
For the c00n that has displayed the longest, most consistent, and powerful c00ning throughout his or her life-time

Female c00n award - in other words the Stacey Dash Award

Negro bedwench lifetime award

The Pawg Chasing c00n Award
Bedwench of the year
Bedbuck of the year

and finally...

Award for the Best Motion Picture c00n Caught In An Act Of No Forgiveness Award

Im not sure if this was directed at me or not, but this is my take on it.

I don't look at Tariq as if he is Malcom X. I look at Tariq no different than I would look at Will Packer.
Will Packer (producer) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Tariq is a business man and right now he is producing movies. If I can go see Think like a man (1 & 2). Why should I not see Hidden Colors.

If Tariq was lying or presenting fake information then I would agree with you, but if all the information is substantiated and there is no one else providing entertaining movies that discusses black history/issues then why not support his films?

I think people are just so used to "pro-black" people not being business minded so when they see a "pro-black" person who is also business minded then they automatically see a contradiction with the image but not finding any contradiction in the person's message.

Then when it starts making money people will c00n to be acknowledged and embrace the c00n.

That is when the creator of the c00n awards becomes the c00n

Or they maybe shamed. Going to be hard to make money off of calling out c00ns.

This shyt is fukking genius you guys are a trip