Please pray for a miracle

[Mike Nasty]

Maybe try and stall her on taking the test and start drinking a bunch of water.

 

[Freedman]

Try the Certo method if you already did synthetic urine or get somebody else pee

 

[P90]

Some GNC 7 day cleanses work if you take it all at once, chase with 2 bottles water, and then piss 2 hours before. You going to shyt your brains out fair warning.

EDIT Prayers up tho regardless

 

[Joe Budden]

OP never get your hopes up over one job. If you don’t get this one, there’s a better one waiting for you. Just stay strong.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I did and the cave bytch wants me to redo it. fukk a nikka just want a job. If God bless me to be normal not this miserable retard he made me. I wouldn’t do shyt. I’m just doing it to not kill myself.

Why redo it? Was it not the proper trmp?

 

[Rozay Oro]

I don’t get it:

If there is a God who will actually listen to my calls for him, I’m supposed to use that power on a complete stranger to fix their fyck up?

If u sympathize. If not, don’t

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

Wear some briefs put some clean pee in the balloon and take a safety pen briefs have a spot where u can tuck tha pee...Neva failed

 

[Rozay Oro]

Why redo it? Was it not the proper trmp?

That’s what the cracker bytch said. fukk it

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

That’s what the cracker bytch said. fukk it

Just do it again and make sure you do it right this time. I wear athletic boxers and I put the bottle down there a few hours prior. Just let it stew so I know it's the right temp

 

[Strapped]

I'll pray tonight but what dafuq did you get yourself into again op

 

[xXMASHERXx]

OP did you ever think that god is trying to show you the error of your ways but you keep ignoring his message?

 

[Tunez]

Hell no