Police find Denard "Michigan Man" Robinson passed out in car after driving in a pond

[Heretic]

Cop: *knocks on window * say breh, your car is underwater

Denard:

Cop: *knocks on passenger window* say brehette the car is underwater

Her:

Cop: *knocking again * brehette, you bout to die cuh

Her: what's up?


Cop: the car! It's underwater fools

Denard:

Girl:

*feet start getting wet*

Denard: what's this?

Her:

*Opens door finally *

Denard praise God we made it

Her: hallelujah

Cop:

 

[Miggs]

This is the funniest part of the story

The funniest part is after she rolled up the window on the officer

 

[str8up]

That's gotta be from opiates

The only time I ever seen some shyt like that is from opiate addicts, that nod feel so good who give a fukk if you're sitting in a sinking car in the middle of a pond

 

[smitty22]

Cop: *knocks on window * say breh, your car is underwater

Denard:

Cop: *knocks on passenger window* say brehette the car is underwater

Her:

Cop: *knocking again * brehette, you bout to die cuh

Her: what's up?


Cop: the car! It's underwater fools

Denard:

Girl:

*feet start getting wet*

Denard: what's this?

Her:

*Opens door finally *

Denard praise God we made it

Her: hallelujah

Cop:

 

[Spaceman Piff]

The funniest part is after she rolled up the window on the officer

"you letting the water in "

 

[So UnThotful]

Unless dude had that good shyt,

my friend crashed his car cause of a carbon minoxide leak and dude had no idea where he was or that he even crashed the car. Dude thought he was still on the way to work

 

[Heretic]

Unless dude had that good shyt,

my friend crashed his car cause of a carbon minoxide leak and dude had no idea where he was or that he even crashed the car. Dude thought he was still on the way to work

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

 

[malbaker86]

Hahaha i know EXACTLY where this happened at. Beach blvd & Southside blvd

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Unless dude had that good shyt,

my friend crashed his car cause of a carbon minoxide leak and dude had no idea where he was or that he even crashed the car. Dude thought he was still on the way to work

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

The cops actually saved their lives

 

[So UnThotful]

After watching the tape

If pokemon go was released around this tome, would have a strong case that the motherfukkah was trying to catch a squirtle and he ended up in the lake

 

[dtownreppin214]

Hahaha i know EXACTLY where this happened at. Beach blvd & Southside blvd

is it a deep pond?

 

[TKOK]

dude in the car that stopped probably looking out his window like

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

This cat lucky he didn't die getting smacked in an intersection.

And the person who clearly saved their lives was the driver of the car stopped at a red light. No one would have even called this shyt in otherwise.

@ you drug addicts