Police investigating Seal for sexual battery

[MikeyC]

i can't be the only one that thought thread title meant an actual seal...

Came in expecting another classic about brehguins getting violated by them nasty ass seals:

Seals are raping brehguins and scientists don’t know why

 

[Detroit Wave]

Its about to get ugly like Seal

 

[SirReginald]

Oprah made that call :mjpls4:

Beat me to it and I was just listening to Killer this morning. Ordinary Brotha



This shyt is planted. Don't believe this one at all

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

All I read was Seal shot his shot and it didn't go in.

fukk outta here with sexual battery.

if we are even to believe this yes that's basically it.

 

[BushidoBrown]

she a kwalitee PAWG, i understand his energy

but i dont condone that shyt

 

[Samori Toure]

Beat me to it and I was just listening to Killer this morning. Ordinary Brotha



This shyt is planted. Don't believe this one at all

Why would anybody with common sense believe this story? All you have to do is think about this for a moment. What 40something or 50something year old woman goes to a man's house in a revealing outfit and then acts shocked that she is getting hit on? That is why the Hell she showed up in the damn outfit to begin with. She wanted to be hit on.

Women that are 40 and above are not naive. They know damn well what they are doing by showing up at a man's house in a revealing outftit. They are only there for two reasons: to fukk, which is the normal reason; or in this chick's case to set Seal up for some kind of bullshyt sexual harassment payday lawsuit.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

So trying get it the drawls is sexual battery now...aight

 

[fishfry600]

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey

LALALALALALA

 

[onthereal]

Oprah got shooters on deck

 

[Optimus Prime]

I could see Oprah and Stedman in the back of the court room staring at the jurors as they announce the Guilty verdict that she paid for before the trial even started

 

[ORDER_66]

Not just Oprah Harvey had a hand in this too...

 

[Take It In Blood]

touching a titty is a crime now?

TSA does it every day

 

[8WON6]

 

[EBK String]

Oprah hit him with the

:Mjplsufukkedup:

 

[parallax]

I could see Oprah and Stedman in the back of the court room staring at the jurors as they announce the Guilty verdict that she paid for before the trial even started

oprah looking like the leader of the harpo crime family