POLL: Do you like fast zombies or slow zombies?

Which do you prefer, fast zombies or slow zombies?

  • Slow .. way more suspenseful!

    Votes: 23 45.1%
  • Fast...more scary

    Votes: 14 27.5%
  • what about medium-paced zombies? :ld:

    Votes: 11 21.6%
  • Chris Brown is the GOAT....dat smile :ohlawd:

    Votes: 3 5.9%

  • Total voters
    51

MidniteJay

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zombieland really crushed my hopes of surviving a zombie outbreak.

rule 1 cardio.. :wow:

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Same for me. I'm not really :flabbynsick: status but my endurance/stamina is shyt. I'll have no hope with fast zombies if one were to break out right now. I got no weapons but a baseball bat and my car out in the parking lot 50 ft. away from my apartment where I assume lots of zombies will be prowling :sadcam:

With slow zombies I at least have the chance to make it to that car. My future after that would be a big ass question mark.
 

The Collie

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I feel like I could juke a regular zombie( within reason ). Fast zombies could catch me easily if they wanted. I like both, but I'll go with fast.
 

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Forreal though when the outbreak happens we need to protect our sports teams. fukk having infected LeBron coming for your neck like hes running down a pinned to tbhe glass block
 

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The zombies were too fast in this movie, but this was super dope :ehh:
 
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I like zombies that can run if they feel like it, but know when to just chill in the cut. Those World War Z zombies look like they just stay running all the time. It ain't that serious. :dahell:
 

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Off the strength of the 28 series and the Dawn of the Dead, them fast moving shyts was scary as fukk :wow:

But something about being slowly overrun by the undead is classic to me, and my old movie watching self. I wanna cop out and not vote, but I'mma go the slow ones :yeshrug:
 

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Slow zombies is the dumbest shyt to me. Like how you gonna let slow ass zombies corner you? :what:

Gimme them fast zombies to keep nikkas on their toes.
 
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