(Poll) You're in jail for 60 years.....Pick your Cell Mate.

Choose your cell mate


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Another Man

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1. Easily. Way less drama and when things pop off, Muslims will definitely have your back and not be on any fukk shyt. Besides, you'll have peace of mind.
2. Hell no. You'll be marked for two reasons 1. You're associating with a chomo, 2. You'll be considered a race traitor(if you're black). Along with that, drugs = you being an addict.
3. Hell no. Hella drama is always involved with prison bytches, and "she" is still a man so expect HIV/AIDS if you do that :scusthov:. Once again with drugs being involved, you'll be an addict.
4. Might consider :jbhmm: I mean you're pretty much locked up for the rest of your life. You'll pretty much have to throw your dignity in the bushes washing another nikkas drawers, but you'll be protected and could pretty much take what you want from anyone without consequence. You'd have hella clout in the joint out of association. Only drawback about the escape is that the risks far outweigh the benefits, but then again, you're doing the rest of your life in prison so wtf do you have to lose? :francis:
 

King Poetic

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fukking fags on this site...

i'm going out like brooks

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im in my 20's now ... i aint getting out till im 80 something... i aint gon be able to fukk 18 year old thots no more cause im old and nasty :upsetfavre:

... im not gon spend my prime fukking years jerking off to a victorias secret catalog...
theres only 1 option :dame::snoop:
thought you were alluding to trying to escape with the last option and then I read it again:scust:
 

The BasedFather

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I'd stay with the Muslim.

I'm not staying with a batty boy. nikkas talmbout they'd stay with him. I'm not a fakkit now and prison damn sure ain't turning me into one.

You could try and punk the white guy, but he might kill you in your sleep. He'll be a target as well and you might get you clapped for associating with him.

As for the drug dealer, I'm not doing another nikkas laundry. A 5% chance of freedom though? Even if you do get free, you'd get caught again. USA has pact with CA and Mex. No way they'd let a fugitive run free in their country. Only way you could live freely is if you went to Russia or something.

If I knew I was going to jail, I'd marry some desperate chick and fukk her on visitation.
 

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If Timmy wasn't a child molester I would easily pick him. I don't know if I can just let his crime pass. I'd fukk around and randomly kill him one night. Im not black but I might have to go with option 1. Meech would be cool but I can't see myself doing another man's laundry like I'm a bytch
 
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