(Poll) You're in jail for 60 years.....Pick your Cell Mate.

[Originalgangsta317]

@Originalgangsta317

We'll be safe breh I promise

 

[Originalgangsta317]

I'm picking Big Meech.

 

[Alaafin]

I thought #3 was a joke, but that's really a man
get me off this planet

 

[Another Man]

So in a span of 60 years you aint tryna fukk nothin?

If it gets that bad you can just finesse female staff out of them panties. Most women who work in prison are thots.

 

[Cake]

Meech easily.

 

[SouljaVoy]

I thought #3 was a joke, but that's really a man
get me off this planet

So you're admitting she's attractive?

If it gets that bad you can just finesse female staff out of them panties. Most women who work in prison are thots.

There is truth to this. i met a thot on a dating site who was down to suck my dikk the nigh I met her. No date or nothing, chatted with her online for a few mins and next thing you know I'm at her crib.

After talking turns out she is a female prison guard and was on her 2nd suspension for inappropriate contact with prisoners (not sure if she eventually got fired cause I never talked to her after that night), but anyway she never admitted to having sex with inmates but she seemed flattered by how much the nikkas in there wanted her.

She also was like yes female guards fukking inmates is common.

Too bad she was ugly & her body shape was off.

 

[richaveli83]

I used to be a Muslim and have family that are Muslim so Option 1. at dudes picking a shemale.

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

I don't believe in God, option 1 would annoy the shyt out of me. I'm going with 4....I rather die then go to prison anyway

 

[Kings County]

Poll Results: Choose your cell mate
Members who voted for 'Choice 3: Amiyah Scott'

• Talkofnewyork
• spaceXjamzZ
• SouljaVoy

you know you can get conjugal visits right?

theres no conjugal visits in the feds nikka

 

[Mess World]

I roll with Islam in prison so not a hard choice they're trying to do better and not put young nikkas with Wolves or rapists in cells

They don't even force you to go to the mosque I just went because it was peaceful

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

yall stay on some gay shyt

 

[Ziggiy]

I didn't even CLICK on that link of the Tranny and shame on y'all undercover fakkits for doing so and THEN VOTING


I'd go with option 1. shyt I'd probably end up joining Islam, studying the Koran and maybe publishing a book...


Also hopefully the Muslim brothas could teach men some Brazilian Jujitsu because I'm gonna be ready to MURDER the first fakkit who tries me

 

[Ziggiy]

im in my 20's now ... i aint getting out till im 80 something... i aint gon be able to fukk 18 year old thots no more cause im old and nasty

... im not gon spend my prime fukking years jerking off to a victorias secret catalog...
theres only 1 option

 

[BrothaZay]

Meech da gawd

 

[Blackout]

Big Meech cuz he will def be able to get the female guards to let me fukk.