(Poll) You're in jail for 60 years.....Pick your Cell Mate.

Choose your cell mate


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Jimi Swagger

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I'm an opportunist and look for connections or who can get me what I need. I may get my education/learn a trade or find someone who can bust me out. Look for someone who can possible help my fam on the outside. Weebles would be the best choice for this and then Meech. Would be a hard call though.

The majority of the mofos are degenerates who deserve to be there so I wouldn't want any parts with the general population. Even Joe Brown breaks it down. Sounds like your uncle scolding and looking down on you but drops a lot of knowledge. Miss this type of wisdom.

 

Notorious Jerry

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Think im rollin with BIG MEECH, protection a plus but I was sold on breaking out, if im doing 60 years thats life in my book I would risk it for a fresh start because after 10-15 years of knowing im in jail for life ima start wanting to get dome and cheeks from that Amiyah Scott:francis: so I need to get out asap any nikka saying after a few years of knowing you not getting out that you wouldn't be tryna get head or ass from Amiyah Scott has no idea of jail.
 

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I'm an opportunist and look for connections or who can get me what I need. I may get my education/learn a trade or find someone who can bust me out. Look for someone who can possible help my fam on the outside. Weebles would be the best choice for this and then Meech. Would be a hard call though.

The majority of the mofos are degenerates who deserve to be there so I wouldn't want any parts with the general population. Even Joe Brown breaks it down. Sounds like your uncle scolding and looking down on you but drops a lot of knowledge. Miss this type of wisdom.


You would be left without a cellmate faster then you know it
Crime:Child molestation of 2 little girls in a daycare that he snuck into.
breh has a huge Target on his back, as his cellmate I would even want to put the beats on him.
 

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#3 honestly im not even gay but she has female features and i dont want to beat my meat for 60 years. Im not gonna be a bottom though trust me. I think there should be a pass though like wat else u gonna fukk? Its almost all female thats more straight then fukkin a nikka
 

Brooklynzson

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If it gets that bad you can just finesse female staff out of them panties. Most women who work in prison are thots.
Facts, my bro got co's sneaking him Patron and all kinds of shyt right now, so I'm sure he could fukk them too if he hasn't already. Meech probably gonna have thot/groupie co's on deck & a link on a cell phone...
Tranny feel like the rest might kill me or get me killed somehow. I could control the tranny and pimp it out. Be my protection, recruit lol if it's a chance I can break out. Meech and of course no funny stuff with the ts pimps don't cuff they goes anyway
Pimps do cuff. I know a ex pimp in Dallas who's wife used to be one of his hoes and he has a couple kids with her. It's probably not very common, but it does happen.
 

Dzali OG

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It's cool to choose the muslim, but a hustler nikka gonna take that she-he.

Not even wanting to fukk the maggot but money would be made, plus my house and laundry would be clean. And she would have my meals on fleek. I would be that plug.
 
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1. Although the Muslim breh is righteous, I don't wanna hear all that religious talk.
2. Free everything is nice but sharing my room with a child fukker is pretty bad.
3. SMH if I'm doing 60 years I want something to poke on. 60 fukking years. I'll probably die in that prison so at least I'll die suckin on some titty.
4. 95.6% chance of death is mathematically too high of a risk for me to contemplate. Plus I'll admit I ain't about that extra rough life. Although I suppose that if I was doing 60 years I'd already be about that life anyway.

There is no right answer :mjlol:

Meech or the Muslim
 
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