Poopin 2.0!: We've been doing it Wrong

chineebai

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this is why third world countries have a low rate of colon cancer, they all shyt in a squat.
 
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The threadstarter is correct. Knew what was gonna be posted before I came in.

Giving birth in a similar position is better as well.
 

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he's right, that is the proper style

but like i said in the first thread. i lost my footing trying to shyt like that and ended up shytting all over the toilet seat and floor. so if your balance is fukked up, or if you're drunk or high, i wouldn't recommend it.
hahahahahahahhaha

i had a similar experience. i did that crouching position with my feet balanced on the porcelain. I took a shyt and as i tried to put my feet back on the floor, my foot slipped right in the toilet and i mushed my own shyt with my foot. toilet water everywhere :to:
 
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