Porch Pirate chronicles..

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[jdubnyce]

This real?

Holy shyt

Did he check to see if he shyt himself

Thieves are scum

 

[saturn7]

That phrase kills me but it always has a grain of MJPLS in it.

I guess it's the "porch" part.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

 

[Psychosis]

That fake ass smoke cloud

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

Good

 

[CopiousX]

I wonder why nobody has created porch safes that are connected to the ring camera. Something that you can open specifically for the delivery man, that will lock the package from the thieves.


Simple concept. Surprised nobody has executed it yet

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This extremely fake ass shyt been posted

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

I wonder why nobody has created porch safes that are connected to the ring camera. Something that you can open specifically for the delivery man, that will lock the package from the thieves.


Simple concept. Surprised nobody has executed it yet

Amazon had those smart home locks that allowed DSP drivers to open your door to drop merch off. I don't think they went over that well. I don't know anyone who used it.

 

[MikelArteta]

I wonder why nobody has created porch safes that are connected to the ring camera. Something that you can open specifically for the delivery man, that will lock the package from the thieves.


Simple concept. Surprised nobody has executed it yet

If you have a smart garage you can open the door and tell the delivery to drop it and then close it when he's gone

I work from home so as soon as i package gets dropped it pops up on my alex