Porn Moves You Tried In Real Life To Negative Results

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

The dikk-dog.

chick went from to


I use to jokingly imitate Wesley Pipes just saying a bunch of wild gibberish in a poor cali nikka accent in the middle of sex and chicks would get laugh because they knew who I was imitating

They still let me continue to cook tho

 

[Vice Queen]

My wig came off once. Hilarious.

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

Back in my teens, I had no dikk control, Chick wanted me to bust on her face and that shyt shot out with mad force and went directly into her nose and she inhaled it in a panic, yacking and coughing and shyt. I just stood there like while she cleared her sinuses but dikk still hard as a MF, expecting to go for another round.

nah she poitely kicked me out, but everytime I seen her after that I'd hit her with the just to fukk with her

There was also the time a chick was giving me dome while massaging my balls and moved out the way like a millisecsond too soon before I came and that long rope shot up like 3 feet and rained down on my chest. Would be a monumental self-inflicted L but she licked it up... yeah my whole head was fukked up after that one, a one off turned into a regular thing

 

[skokiaan]

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

You know that one reverse cowgirl move that seems like only skinny white porn girls can do where they lay back supporting their weight with their arms, legs gapped extra wide while a dude lays under them


My girl tried that shyt on a memory foam mattress, wrist gave out due to the malleability of the matress and she damn near tumbled out of the bed and drug me with her


shyt dont even feel that comfortable either...the position I mean

low key I was starting to go soft from my dikk bending on all weird, fukk that move

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I told this girl l was gonna hit her with The Long Stroke™ and ended up running out of meat

She never called me back

rep

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Titty fukkin is not it

I cosign this. Titty fukking is trash.

 

[LevelUp]

this thread

 

[Uchiha God]

back in the day while pounding my ex out doggystyle, I tried to fish hook her mouth.


she immediately was like 'WTF are you doing???'


I realized I watch too much porn and felt stupid afterwards

 

[Uchiha God]

So yall just trying shyt right there instead of regular sex conversations well BEFORE and wonder why ladies hit yall with the

whole thread gor me dying

 

[KingsOfKings]

this thread

 

[Sauce and Footwork]

Sound gay as fukk. But like others have said, I got a lot of game from Wesley pipes a lot. While he say slot of crazy shyt I would never say, lol.

Mainly because I used to be too reserved and shy in high school and in college I made it a point to be more confident. shyt low key changed my 19-20 year old life 100% success rate , but talking shyt in my way (not his ).


Wesley pipes- “Suck this mufukkin dikk…. You know I like my shyt wet up like a drive by.. Do a driveby on this dikk… Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum’n huh? U crip’n bytch?!”yea ain’t never said nothing like that lol.

But them videos showed me how effective words are during sex and that a good mouthpiece will make a chick cum faster and get them going crazy. Them videos showed me how every woman like getting slutted out sometimes and talking the right way make it a even more interactive experience for both parties

Different women like being talked to different ways tho.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Same story as breh earlier, girl I lost my virginity to and was with for 3 years, I busted on her face and she broke down into tears afterwards

Decent person, boring ass sex overall.

IM HOWLING AT THIS shyt........tell me she gave you an explanation breh?! Society ingrained shame in her that deeply?!

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I convinced my girl to wear a butt plug while we went out on a date one time

I put it in right before we left and we agreed she'd wear it the entire night

I remember I kept looking at her while I was driving like but she was just sitting there like

She was walking all weird when we got to the movie theater and we barely got past the opening credits when I looked at her looking all uncomfortable like and she said she was going to the bathroom to take it out

scust

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

My wig came off once. Hilarious.

Before I read the post I thought you were @Bryan Danielson or @Dirty Mcdrawz