Porn Moves You Tried In Real Life To Negative Results

[Silkk]

NGL as much discovery channel I use to watch IDK how these beats get down....I'm sure I've done it if its some type of doggy tho

You just squatting and a little above her ass......Would post a gif but not trying to get in trouble lol

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Picking her up is the furthest I’ve gone

Both times shorty laughed

actually I do recall this we were already fvcking outside my house cause I had lost my key that night

another instance of I was young and we had been talking about anal, her p-ssy had covered my d-ck and I was so I stuck it in her ass, she ended up crying, never spoke about it outside of a few sorry texts I sent.

 

[CourtesyFlush]

My girl lets me do porn shyt to her so can't relate

 

[Peter Parker]

No porn shyt but probably equally embarrassing, I was eating my ex out and South Park was playing on the tv in the background



This scene came on and I could not for the life of me stop fukking laughing, she was PISSED

 

[Brandsdale]

No porn shyt but probably equally embarrassing, I was eating my ex out and South Park was playing on the tv in the background



This scene came on and I could not for the life of me stop fukking laughing, she was PISSED

 

[TripleAgent]

Only problem I ever had was anal. Ex let me try a couple times but screamed bloody murder and I gave up. Her friends tried to coach her but it wasn't happening

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Only shyt that hasn’t worked is anal, the thing is the girl likes it every time but it’s just not for me

other then that, every time I pull out a wild ahh position it hits every time imma master fukker

 

[Brandsdale]

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[987654321]

Titty fukkin is not it

That shyt is super awkward if she ain’t into it. You just humping her sternum like a chihuahua and she laying there thinking about real housewives and shyt lol. I can’t imagine how ridiculous their point of view in the moment

 

[Jasonmask]

That shyt is super awkward if she ain’t into it. You just humping her sternum like a chihuahua and she laying there thinking about real housewives and shyt lol. I can’t imagine how ridiculous their point of view in the moment

That shyt look so lit in the movies though

 

[NSSVO]

Yeah titty fukking backfired, some chicks don’t like the gagged thing, anal, choking, etc

 

[Jasonmask]

Yeah titty fukking backfired, some chicks don’t like the gagged thing, anal, choking, etc

My ex has conditioned me to choking but most girls don’t like it one time I did it I felt her shyt get noticeably more wet man damn that was a good sesh I’m just gonna retire it unless they say they like it like she did

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

So yall just trying shyt right there instead of regular sex conversations well BEFORE and wonder why ladies hit yall with the

yeah some of these are wild, common sense shyt to not attempt without conversation

 

[TripleAgent]

Titty fukkin is not it

That shyt is super awkward if she ain’t into it. You just humping her sternum like a chihuahua and she laying there thinking about real housewives and shyt lol. I can’t imagine how ridiculous their point of view in the moment

It's fire if they're big enough, real, soft (you can use your hands to mold and make it feel better), and you have enough to keep going into her mouth. And she can't be lazy.

 

[Tasha And]

I convinced my girl to wear a butt plug while we went out on a date one time

I put it in right before we left and we agreed she'd wear it the entire night

I remember I kept looking at her while I was driving like but she was just sitting there like

She was walking all weird when we got to the movie theater and we barely got past the opening credits when I looked at her looking all uncomfortable like and she said she was going to the bathroom to take it out