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Formerly Black Trash
Philosopher, Connoisseur, Future Legend
Lol this mos def proves women care about looks.
I hollad at a chick on the bus and she sent me lingerie pics. We both worked at Amazon. Never hit, ppl were living in my apt and conflicting schedules.
I hollad at a chick on the bus and she sent me lingerie pics. We both worked at Amazon. Never hit, ppl were living in my apt and conflicting schedules.
Kwéyòl
Moon walking seeing moon people
you wanna suck me dikk 
i aint go through with it though
realized i was thinking with my dikk and was ignoring how ugly she was
cause i would've been in the mirror like this
i aint go through with it though
realized i was thinking with my dikk and was ignoring how ugly she was
cause i would've been in the mirror like this
Formerly Black Trash
Philosopher, Connoisseur, Future Legend
I bought this chick a louis vuitton purse and an iphone. I took her out to some real nice restaurants too.
We talked on the phone everyday for like 5-6 weeks then she let me have sex with her
That's like paying for p*ssy bruh
MewTwo
Freeing Pokemon From Their Masters Since 1996
Worked at Amazon? Amazon is an online store
You do realize that people work at that "online store"...
It must be nice being a pretty ass nikka, 
yall nikkas in here talking bout bytches came up to you on some 'fukk me in my ass'' on some porn plot type shyt.
The easiest p*ssy i got was during finals senior year in high school, so we in the class doing the final, im sitting to this light skin chick she was the prom queen and popular all that shyt, It's me and my nikka i'll call him rich for this story surrounding her.
Now this is the first time me ever interracting with her but my nikka rich did know her, so we was just talking bout getting high and shyt like that so i was like whats up E'y whats good my name Jay u know small talking with her.
One, thing i knew then and now as a dark skin nikka, is that light skin bytches fiend for dark skin nikkas, aint a light skin chick i ever knew that i didn't have any problem pulling.
Also during the discussion, she they was talking bout how her boyfriend cheated on her and yadda yadda yadda so i was ''Yeah man thats fukked up how could a nikka do something like that
''
While in my head like
..........
We at the end of the exam and nikkas is up walking around talking, so its just me and her in the corner of the classroom.
At the time i didn't have a whip so i would catch rides from friends all of the time, and random hoes too, If a chick is willing to give you a ride, 9/10 you can fukk her that day, i gotta whole lotta stories from those escapades, but i'll single this one out cuz she was prob top 5 baddest bytch at the school and everybody wanted to fukk.
Bad lightskin bytch:, ''Ok well im bout to go home and go to sleep''
Me: Ay' my dad's house like a block away, drop me off.''
Bad lightskin bytch: ''How far is it from here?''
Me:Just down the street''
Bad light skin bytch: ''Ok i'll take you''
So im like, aight my nikka rich, i'll see you later, he like where you going? ''Michelle gon give me a ride''
walking to the car, and she got on some yoga pants and that ass looking nice round n fat, on the way i slyly put my hand on her ass while opening the door to outside for her to test her, she didn't say shyt so i was like
its on.
On the way im cracking jokes, making her laugh and shyt, she like ''boy you so crazy''
So she passed 3 tests, she gave a nikka the look, let me palm that ass, and was laughing at all my jokes.
So we in the whip
Me:''What chu bout to do today?''
Lightskin bad bytch: ''Probably just sleep, then idk im bored''
Me: ''You gon be at the spot alone all day?''
Her: ''Yeah, why?''
Me:''I got some dro in my bag we can just go over there and chill watch neflix or some shyt''
Her: ''We cant smoke in my momma house she gone kill me''
me: ''We'll figure something out don't worry bout it.''
Her: ''You got nowhere to be today?''
Me: ''Nah im set, we'll just take a lil nap first then smoke some''
Her: Alright cool
So we get there, go in her kitchen and at this point im rubbing my hands together like
She sits on the kitchen counter like:
Me:Whatchu laughin for''
Her: ''At you crazy man''
Me: ''Oh word?''
I walk over and spread both her legs apart, lay her back and get in between them thangz, like
At first i was playing to see how she'd react.
Her: ''Boy whatchu doing''
Me: ''The fukk you mean, I'm bout to getchu wet''
Her: You gon have to put in alot of work to do that sir''
Me: ''Aigh bet, slide them panties off den''
Her: ''I don't fukk nikkas i dont know or aren't dating '' (some shyt to that degree
)
Me:''Thats fine'' (Starts sliding them panties off)
Her:''What are you doing, You nasty ass nikka.. , you just gonna lick my cooch right here like that??''
Me:I just nod my head like
No bullshyt, a min later i got her propped up on this table like
As a simp ass nikka back then, to cut it a Long ass story short i fingered her box and sucked her clit for like 5-10 mins and made her cum, after that she wanted the whole dikk in that p*ssy right on her mom's kitchen table.
We did it on her mom's kitchen table, then moved on to her mom's couch AND in her bed.
I no bullshyt busted bout 4 nuts on and in that bytch that day, nikkas balls was thoroughly drained.
She moved to kentucky, for college
No shyt i prob woulda cuffed, but she still visits over the weekends so i be like come thru, next time you around.
I gotta alotta shyt to get off my chest from just this semester tho.
yall nikkas in here talking bout bytches came up to you on some 'fukk me in my ass'' on some porn plot type shyt.
The easiest p*ssy i got was during finals senior year in high school, so we in the class doing the final, im sitting to this light skin chick she was the prom queen and popular all that shyt, It's me and my nikka i'll call him rich for this story surrounding her.
Now this is the first time me ever interracting with her but my nikka rich did know her, so we was just talking bout getting high and shyt like that so i was like whats up E'y whats good my name Jay u know small talking with her.
One, thing i knew then and now as a dark skin nikka, is that light skin bytches fiend for dark skin nikkas, aint a light skin chick i ever knew that i didn't have any problem pulling.
Also during the discussion, she they was talking bout how her boyfriend cheated on her and yadda yadda yadda so i was ''Yeah man thats fukked up how could a nikka do something like that
''While in my head like
..........We at the end of the exam and nikkas is up walking around talking, so its just me and her in the corner of the classroom.
At the time i didn't have a whip so i would catch rides from friends all of the time, and random hoes too, If a chick is willing to give you a ride, 9/10 you can fukk her that day, i gotta whole lotta stories from those escapades, but i'll single this one out cuz she was prob top 5 baddest bytch at the school and everybody wanted to fukk.
Bad lightskin bytch:, ''Ok well im bout to go home and go to sleep''
Me: Ay' my dad's house like a block away, drop me off.''
Bad lightskin bytch: ''How far is it from here?''
Me:Just down the street''
Bad light skin bytch: ''Ok i'll take you''
So im like, aight my nikka rich, i'll see you later, he like where you going? ''Michelle gon give me a ride''
walking to the car, and she got on some yoga pants and that ass looking nice round n fat, on the way i slyly put my hand on her ass while opening the door to outside for her to test her, she didn't say shyt so i was like
its on.On the way im cracking jokes, making her laugh and shyt, she like ''boy you so crazy''
So she passed 3 tests, she gave a nikka the look, let me palm that ass, and was laughing at all my jokes.
So we in the whip
Me:''What chu bout to do today?''
Lightskin bad bytch: ''Probably just sleep, then idk im bored''
Me: ''You gon be at the spot alone all day?''
Her: ''Yeah, why?''
Me:''I got some dro in my bag we can just go over there and chill watch neflix or some shyt''
Her: ''We cant smoke in my momma house she gone kill me''
me: ''We'll figure something out don't worry bout it.''
Her: ''You got nowhere to be today?''
Me: ''Nah im set, we'll just take a lil nap first then smoke some''
Her: Alright cool
So we get there, go in her kitchen and at this point im rubbing my hands together like
She sits on the kitchen counter like:
Me:Whatchu laughin for''
Her: ''At you crazy man''
Me: ''Oh word?''
I walk over and spread both her legs apart, lay her back and get in between them thangz, like
Her: ''Boy whatchu doing''
Me: ''The fukk you mean, I'm bout to getchu wet''
Her: You gon have to put in alot of work to do that sir''
Me: ''Aigh bet, slide them panties off den''
Her: ''I don't fukk nikkas i dont know or aren't dating '' (some shyt to that degree
)Me:''Thats fine'' (Starts sliding them panties off)
Her:''What are you doing, You nasty ass nikka.. , you just gonna lick my cooch right here like that??''
Me:I just nod my head like
No bullshyt, a min later i got her propped up on this table like
As a simp ass nikka back then, to cut it a Long ass story short i fingered her box and sucked her clit for like 5-10 mins and made her cum, after that she wanted the whole dikk in that p*ssy right on her mom's kitchen table.
We did it on her mom's kitchen table, then moved on to her mom's couch AND in her bed.
I no bullshyt busted bout 4 nuts on and in that bytch that day, nikkas balls was thoroughly drained.
She moved to kentucky, for college
No shyt i prob woulda cuffed, but she still visits over the weekends so i be like come thru, next time you around. I gotta alotta shyt to get off my chest from just this semester tho.
CoochieMane
#Wholesomegang
I was at my homies place and we were playing Mario kart or something and his parents were at work, his cousin always came to stay with them during school vacation. So we start watching TV and she insists that we put it on spice channel to watch scrambled porn. We put it on and I ain't seeing shyt and my nikka said id see it if I squint so I'm just there like
. She sits next to me and asks me if I'm getting hard and I'm like no then she tell me she'll help me. I was nervous as fukk, I was like 12 and she was 14, I said ok then she beat my meat for a while then she sat in my lap and rode me I came twice but this was while I was going thru puberty so I was shooting blanks.
All the while my nikka sat in the corner jacking of to this scrambled porn. I looked at him differently after that day
. She sits next to me and asks me if I'm getting hard and I'm like no then she tell me she'll help me. I was nervous as fukk, I was like 12 and she was 14, I said ok then she beat my meat for a while then she sat in my lap and rode me I came twice but this was while I was going thru puberty so I was shooting blanks.All the while my nikka sat in the corner jacking of to this scrambled porn. I looked at him differently after that day
MewTwo
Freeing Pokemon From Their Masters Since 1996
These fanfic erotic literatures are very fun to read.
lol @ fukking a girl while her cousin is in the room jerking off to scrambled porn....right
lol @ fukking a girl while her cousin is in the room jerking off to scrambled porn....right
The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
cancun 2005.... best p*ssy getting week of my LIFE
stayed for 7 days, fukked 8 bytches
back then, E Network used to be all about traveling and partying. for about 5-8 years straight, i remember them always doing those "top 10 party destinations" shows.. every fukking one, every year, every time, it was spring break cancun. so me and 7 dudes rented out a suite and went down
nothing can prepare you for what that shyt was like.. i've traveled the world, and when it comes to sluts and parties, NOTHING has ever come close.. there's about 4 miles of strip, 5-6 stadium size clubs, every one is $50 and all you can drink, they all stay open till 5-6am.... and most importantly, during march, it's nothing but college students on break
well we checking in our room when we see this girl from downstairs, ambercrombie "model". . not like in print, but in the stores and on tour and shyt... we chopping it up and find out they are there to promote for the company.. passing out bags and flyers and coupons to the college kids. in exchange, ambercrombie gives them these all access passes to all the clubs/day parties/etc
so nikkas being nikkas, we ask her if we can go make copies nikkas get a cab deep into mexico to find a office store.. we in there buying laminates and ID holders that go around your neck and shyt.. one thing we forgot but i'll get to that later....
so for the entire week... we in everybody's hotel, at all the parties, in all the clubs completely free... not only that but we are ambercrombie models too
the amount of p*ssy flowing was on some next level shyt
i remember seeing a girl dancing on stage with a brother... he couldn't dance tho
so i just LOOK at her.... shake my head in disgust and give her the "you know he ain't doing you right" face 
she finishes the song, walks directly over to me, start grinding all on me, and we fukking at her place 40 minutes later.... she left her bestie with 20 mexican nikkas to do this as well.. bu to be fair, me and the mexicans teamed up to say we all together so she'd be safe with them... i hope she made it home
the EASIEST though.... i'm leaving another club and see two girls standing alone and looking bored... i walk up like
they say they about to leave and i say some corny shyt like "not without me you not"
she says ok come on... as we leaving i walk by my boy.. he sees i got two so he's like nah nikka i'm coming too
i'll speed this up
step 1.... make them pay for the cab
step 2.... make them pay off security to let two extra guests come in the hotel
step 3.... fukk them in the same room on two double beds
step 4.... ask them to switch and get hit with "well we are like sisters... we share everything"
step 5.... wake up in the morning and lure them on the balcony while my boy steals all the money out their purse
step 6.... help them look for the money and blame it on the security or mais
step 7.... find out one of these bytches is engadged and plans on not fukking her man for 2 weeks so he won't find out
step 8.... ask them for money to get a cab back to our hotel
then there was a fukking hurricane that wiped sodom and gamorra off the fukking map... we went back in 2009 and it wasn't shyt... didn't even get any p*ssy all week and it was only mexicans there
the world will never see another OG Cancun
stayed for 7 days, fukked 8 bytches
back then, E Network used to be all about traveling and partying. for about 5-8 years straight, i remember them always doing those "top 10 party destinations" shows.. every fukking one, every year, every time, it was spring break cancun. so me and 7 dudes rented out a suite and went down
nothing can prepare you for what that shyt was like.. i've traveled the world, and when it comes to sluts and parties, NOTHING has ever come close.. there's about 4 miles of strip, 5-6 stadium size clubs, every one is $50 and all you can drink, they all stay open till 5-6am.... and most importantly, during march, it's nothing but college students on break
well we checking in our room when we see this girl from downstairs, ambercrombie "model". . not like in print, but in the stores and on tour and shyt... we chopping it up and find out they are there to promote for the company.. passing out bags and flyers and coupons to the college kids. in exchange, ambercrombie gives them these all access passes to all the clubs/day parties/etc
so nikkas being nikkas, we ask her if we can go make copies
nikkas get a cab deep into mexico to find a office store.. we in there buying laminates and ID holders that go around your neck and shyt.. one thing we forgot but i'll get to that later.... so for the entire week... we in everybody's hotel, at all the parties, in all the clubs completely free... not only that but we are ambercrombie models too
the amount of p*ssy flowing was on some next level shyt
i remember seeing a girl dancing on stage with a brother... he couldn't dance tho
so i just LOOK at her.... shake my head in disgust
and give her the "you know he ain't doing you right" face she finishes the song, walks directly over to me, start grinding all on me, and we fukking at her place 40 minutes later.... she left her bestie with 20 mexican nikkas to do this as well.. bu to be fair, me and the mexicans teamed up to say we all together so she'd be safe with them... i hope she made it home
the EASIEST though.... i'm leaving another club and see two girls standing alone and looking bored... i walk up like
they say they about to leave and i say some corny shyt like "not without me you not"
she says ok come on... as we leaving i walk by my boy.. he sees i got two so he's like nah nikka i'm coming too
i'll speed this up
step 1.... make them pay for the cab
step 2.... make them pay off security to let two extra guests come in the hotel
step 3.... fukk them in the same room on two double beds
step 4.... ask them to switch and get hit with "well we are like sisters... we share everything"
step 5.... wake up in the morning and lure them on the balcony while my boy steals all the money out their purse
step 6.... help them look for the money and blame it on the security or mais
step 7.... find out one of these bytches is engadged and plans on not fukking her man for 2 weeks so he won't find out
step 8.... ask them for money to get a cab back to our hotel
then there was a fukking hurricane that wiped sodom and gamorra off the fukking map... we went back in 2009 and it wasn't shyt... didn't even get any p*ssy all week and it was only mexicans there
the world will never see another OG Cancun
MewTwo
Freeing Pokemon From Their Masters Since 1996
then there was a fukking hurricane that wiped sodom and gamorra off the fukking map... we went back in 2009 and it wasn't shyt... didn't even get any p*ssy all week and it was only mexicans there
the world will never see another OG Cancun
So Cancun isn't the spot anymore? Where do all the college kids go for spring break?
The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
nah that shyt is like a couples retreat now. all i ever hear about cancun is "me and my girl going down there in the summer"
that shyt fell all the way off the map... plus america started talking all that "mexican cartel violence, please stay away" bullshyt, right at the same time... it's over
i have no clue where they at now.. that was 10 years ago
AyBrehHam Linkin
First Black Brehsident
the last few bodies before my current GF
waiting to order a drink at a bar, random pawg with orange hair came up to get something, literally turned n said hi, 1 hour convo at bar, got digits smashed at end of night
bad ass mentally ill pawg on insta story said, "single, whose trynna text", hit her line, got digits, smashed 2 days later
literally one of my first matches on my return to tinder, pawg inboxed me first saying i was fine asl, smashed later that night
Yeah imma c00n
As for my girlfriend, who happens to be a pang, (actually talked to her years ago on insta, didnt develop to anything cus she was an hour away and my car was shyt), we matched on tinder because i recognized her(she didnt recognize me lol), she inboxed me saying i was cute asl or some shyt, linked the next day, crazy drunken sex ensued, fast forward about 5 to 6 months n we became a couple lol.
She's my last body hopefully
waiting to order a drink at a bar, random pawg with orange hair came up to get something, literally turned n said hi, 1 hour convo at bar, got digits smashed at end of night
bad ass mentally ill pawg on insta story said, "single, whose trynna text", hit her line, got digits, smashed 2 days later
literally one of my first matches on my return to tinder, pawg inboxed me first saying i was fine asl, smashed later that night
Yeah imma c00n
As for my girlfriend, who happens to be a pang, (actually talked to her years ago on insta, didnt develop to anything cus she was an hour away and my car was shyt), we matched on tinder because i recognized her(she didnt recognize me lol), she inboxed me saying i was cute asl or some shyt, linked the next day, crazy drunken sex ensued, fast forward about 5 to 6 months n we became a couple lol.
She's my last body hopefully
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