all bytches r ez wen u think bout it
Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got
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That reminds me of this halloween just gone I stepped outside because my boy had pulled up with something for me, I seen this woman with two kids she must have been trick or treating with them because she had on this skin tight skeleton costume on looking the correct amount of thick, so I hollared at her like "nice costume, you can haunt my dreams anytime " Turns out my boy knew her so he goes into catching up with her about all the years gone by so I went back home confident i'd see her soon because she lives on the same estate as me but I ain't seen her since.
Oh and I had met this chick in the college caf. I sat and talked at the table with her and it was holloween and she said she wanted to go trick or treating so I told her I had candy in my room
But my point is sometimes you just gotta take your chance, you might get lucky.
I didnt even hit one of the easiest and fastest ones I ever landed.. The p*ssy could have materialised out of thin air the way if was so fast. It was so random, I was far from prepared. p*ssy just fell into my lap out of nowhere. Ok, the bus.
I really thought she was bullshytting when she said she'd be back to meet me in 15 where I was going when our brief 2 minute conversation ended.
Since Id set out that day with p*ssy the very last thing on my agenda, I had no condoms and she actually did rock up..said she was married, got naked and said I should just do it.
I really thought she was bullshytting when she said she'd be back to meet me in 15 where I was going when our brief 2 minute conversation ended.
Since Id set out that day with p*ssy the very last thing on my agenda, I had no condoms and she actually did rock up..said she was married, got naked and said I should just do it.
You just happened to be strolling by the park and had to do a double take
Like "You don't say"
Yea breh. Even if it don't pan out right then you made that deposit and they heard you. Never know, may come around one day.
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Some bytch named Emily from Tinder. I got her number in 5 minutes and we fukked the next week minutes after seeing each other. Her head game>>>>> She could suck my dikk for hours and I'd be good with no p*ssy.
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Brandeezy
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I guess this Tinder chick was the easiest but that's pretty much what every chick on Tinder is looking for. She messaged me on Sunday, met her on Monday, smoked and chilled Tuesday, fukked on Wednesday. Could've smashed everyday if I wanted because she lived literally 5 mins away from me but her Roommate was always there and she had a BF who was locked up that the roommate knew about. She was chubby and white/mexican but it was aight but that was it.
It but could've happened in Middle School though. This weird Bi-polar chick liked me but I rarely spoke to her, she had a thing for giving head and enjoyed it for some reason. She even had a journal that kept up with "appointments" around school she asked me and I was like "Naw, i'm good" even though I never got my dikk wet 
I was just a shy young dude. Turns out that she would've let me fukk if I made that appointment
It but could've happened in Middle School though. This weird Bi-polar chick liked me but I rarely spoke to her, she had a thing for giving head and enjoyed it for some reason. She even had a journal that kept up with "appointments" around school
she asked me and I was like "Naw, i'm good" even though I never got my dikk wet I was just a shy young dude. Turns out that she would've let me fukk if I made that appointment
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& I felt like it was worth mentioning the chick whose bed i threw up on was french and stayed in the tanning salon lol. fukking high school. 
And the trick or treater was half black and Japanese dime... thick too
Only sisters I ever got easy like that were not that good looking. I don't feel the Brehettes get enough love on the coli so
for guarding that cooch and making a nikka try a little
And the trick or treater was half black and Japanese dime... thick too
Only sisters I ever got easy like that were not that good looking. I don't feel the Brehettes get enough love on the coli so
for guarding that cooch and making a nikka try a little
When I was in high school I finally got this one chick number I had been trying to get for the longest 
I remember texting her this one Saturday "I don't have to work today we can "chill" if you want too" she replied "Cool I will be over in about 30mins when I get off work". When she came over she said she was really sore from working and Im like let me massage your back...so I warm up some olive oil on the stove (Brehs that warm olive oil gets that 
wett quick) and layed her on the couch lifted her shirt in stared to massage her back then then I got down to her ass and she didn't say anything 
so I know u been on your legs all day let me get them too she proceeded to take her pants off and one thing lead to another I end up smashing 
I remember texting her this one Saturday "I don't have to work today we can "chill" if you want too" she replied "Cool I will be over in about 30mins when I get off work". When she came over she said she was really sore from working and Im like let me massage your back...so I warm up some olive oil on the stove (Brehs that warm olive oil gets that wett quick) and layed her on the couch lifted her shirt in stared to massage her back then then I got down to her ass and she didn't say anything so I know u been on your legs all day let me get them too she proceeded to take her pants off and one thing lead to another I end up smashing
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Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
makes no sense
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