Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got

Warren Moon

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Awe I got stories for days in college.

I was in a frat and as much as other nikkas hated it, p*ssy was plentiful. Easiest pusy I got I was talking to these chicks this girl pulls on my shirt. I already knew the deal, asked her if she wanted to go in my room. fukked her within 2 minutes no name no nothing. Her friends were beating on the door telling her they wanted to leave but I kept saying lets keep going until I nut :lolbron: shyt was comedy.


My junior year I was real into meek mill " I told her meet me in the bathroom". I fukked like 5 chicks in the bathroom that year. Easiest one this girl just came up to me and started grinding on me. I moved her into gradually towards the bathroom door and just start fukking her. Didnt lock the door this time though. Somebody opened with me having her bent over the toilet straight raw dogging. Next thing I know theres like the whole party in there taking pics and shyt. :wow: Never knew that bytch either.


First week sophopmore year me and my boy get some food before we start drinking. These 4 freshmen girls were outside chipotle with these few freshman dudes. We start chatting em up and seeing if they wanted to come over. They was like we want to now. The dudes they were with were like aye can we come too. We was like naw :stopitslime:. Scooped these bytches up and took em to the crib. The dudes were yelling at them as we were leaving. "Sarah WTF ARE YOU DOING? YOU CANT JUST LEAVE US SARA. YOU fukkING c*nt WHORE" :pachaha: shyt was hilarious. Anyway fukked the lightskin before the party even started. The others got fukked as well.

That first week of school the p*ssy was just so easy :blessed:


Just three of many other stories in college.

Im too young to be wifed up :mjcry: These stories are just reinforcing Im not bboyfriendmaterial idk what im doing right now
 

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takin the uptown #1 train home....shorty comes up to me to ask if she was on the uptown side and i said yeah....we get to meaningless chatter about yonkers.....:manny:
next thing i know i'm in shorty crib gettin head....strap up and blow shorty back out....seen her like twice after that and never seen her again...:sas1:
 

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Guys like to think that a woman is gonna give him the P cuz of his shoes, his game, or his looks. When in reality, you have no control over whether a woman wants to fukk you or not. She might wanna bang cuz she bored, she horny or she just want the D. But guys like to think they made her wanna fukk.
Surely there's some sort of choice about who she gets with.
 

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O I missed some easybreazy last night too. Just moved back to the DMV, been in my building 1.5 weeks. YI was already fukked up from drinking a bottle of wine with shawty from the building I had over earlier. After she left I went upstairs to the lounge\clubhouse in my building and boom walk in on a party full of b!tches, O sh!t. Some new resident was throwing a private party up there, but I walk in and this white girl comes over and introduces herself and invites me to play flipcup with them. So when the party is winding down, she comes over like, I dont want to go home. I completely missed her cue. So before she is about to leave like an hour later, she comes over to me and gives me a hug. I missed that boat.
 
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Guys like to think that a woman is gonna give him the P cuz of his shoes, his game, or his looks. When in reality, you have no control over whether a woman wants to fukk you or not. She might wanna bang cuz she bored, she horny or she just want the D. But guys like to think they made her wanna fukk.





the coli aint ready for these gems you droppin :wow:
 

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somewhere between a pair of D cup tiddies
Outside the club in Vancouver in the alley :mjcry:
We was goin at it heavy in the club and some staff told us we need to chill. Posted her up against the wall out back, even had a cheering section for a min there :skip:

Last week met this 18 year old snow bunny on the bus, asked if she wanted to chill and it was a wrap after that. Them 18 year old tiddies :takedat: :ohlawd:
And yes, all chicks are pretty easy. You just gotta unleash their inner freak :blessed:
 

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:dahell:



:mindblown:



y'all dudes must never heard of herpes of the mouth :wtf:



we need to make a spinoff thread of post the most std's you ever got :sas2:
Yer I definetly had to go to the gum clinic after that madness, I'm clean.

Has anyone ever tried to holla at a chick at the sexual health clinic? I ain't done it but I couldn't confidently say i'm above it, I seen this super hot chick there but she was with her dude, couldn't keep my eyes off her though.
 

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was like 15-16 and was walking home and it was maybe 9PM i see this chick from the neighborhood that i'm used to seeing but never spoke to. she would always give me "the look" and we'd just stare at eachother but never spoke (not even hi). anyway it was dark and the chick sees me and it's the same thing. i just told the chick to come with me (keep in mind this is the first time i ever speak to her). she follows me home we don't say a word. once we're in the building i grab her hand and walk with her to the apartment door. we go in and once we're inside i start kissing her. then i go to the computer, open Winamp and put on some dancehall. i asked her if she's into that she says yeah. she starts grinding on me. pull my dikk out and she gave me head. then we fukked. once we're done i told her my mom was gonna be home soon and she left :manny:

funny thing is that before that we barely said any words from the time i tell her to follow me to the time she left.
 
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