Post Insane Girlfriend Arguments/Fights That You Have Had

[Prince.Skeletor]

this whole thread reminds me of some wise ass words this old head told me..

we were sitting there having a cigarette and some dime piece walked by..

old head says

"for every fine ass chick, there's a dude out there who's absolutely sick of her shyt".

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Where do I even begin...?

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

its always the roaches who want to fight everybody after the fact and has no life. You don’t ever catch pretty women acting like that.

Thats so untrue.
I was dealing with a fine ass dime.
But dime pieces are not usually the brightest.
So you end up having the dumbests fights ever.

That dime was the sexiest ive dated & she:
1) once tried to stab my thigh with scissors.
2) had the weirdest old dude who dressed like inspector gadget follow me.
3) we had an abortion, which is very private to me, & she told everyoneeeeeee..
4) this was back in the msn messenger days. And everytime we fought she would change her online status to some emo shyt like "the ones you love are usually the ones who hurt you" or some shyt so everyone knew we fought & her girls used ask for all the fukkin details. And im a private guy, i dont want any1 knowing my biz.

They can be nuts.
Once my x came over & basically raped me, then my girl comes over.
Im like fukkkk, so i tell my ex to hide in the closet.
She hides & my girl wants to come in my room to use my computer.
Im like fukk it lets go to the cinema.
She was in the room whe my ex was in the closet.
If......... she..... had found out....that my ex was in the closet it would have been armageddon I kid you not.
She was insane & obsessed with me.

 

[lespaulultra3]

It's weird because I don't have any crazy break up stories even though all my exes hate me. I always find a way to do enough petty shyt until they can't stand me.

I had a fight with one ex because she kept blowing up my phone wanting to talk all day. We worked together and I was the one that got her the job. I had to see her ass at work and then all day after work. I told the bytch not to call my phone anymore and she tried to make me jealous by telling she fukked some nikka that worked at toys r us. I told her I don't give a fukk. I ended up putting some weed in her locker and sent an anonymous tip to HR that ended up getting her fired.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Oh ya those 2 crazies girls, my ex & the-gf.
They knew each other.
How?
Because my dumbass introduced them.
When i broke up with my ex she wanted to meet her.
I felt bad so i agreed.
Fukk was I naive & a dumbass stupid yougin

 

[gogogubari]

Thats so untrue.
I was dealing with a fine ass dime.
But dime pieces are not usually the brightest.
So you end up having the dumbests fights ever.

That dime was the sexiest ive dated & she:
1) once tried to stab my thigh with scissors.
2) had the weirdest old dude who dressed like inspector gadget follow me.
3) we had an abortion, which is very private to me, & she told everyoneeeeeee..
4) this was back in the msn messenger days. And everytime we fought she would change her online status to some emo shyt like "the ones you love are usually the ones who hurt you" or some shyt so everyone knew we fought & her girls used ask for all the fukkin details. And im a private guy, i dont want any1 knowing my biz.

They can be nuts.
Once my x came over & basically raped me, then my girl comes over.
Im like fukkkk, so i tell my ex to hide in the closet.
She hides & my girl wants to come in my room to use my computer.
Im like fukk it lets go to the cinema.
She was in the room whe my ex was in the closet.
If......... she..... had found out....that my ex was in the closet it would have been armageddon I kid you not.
She was insane & obsessed with me.

#1. She’s YOUR GIRL. Of course she’s gonna fight you and for you.....

As an EX, I don’t see women fighting new women, ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE BOO’ED UP. Unless she’s trash.

ETA: I bet she’s not still obsessed over you. She’s moved tf on bc she can.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

It's weird because I don't have any crazy break up stories even though all my exes hate me. I always find a way to do enough petty shyt until they can't stand me.

I had a fight with one ex because she kept blowing up my phone wanting to talk all day. We worked together and I was the one that got her the job. I had to see her ass at work and then all day after work. I told the bytch not to call my phone anymore and she tried to make me jealous by telling she fukked some nikka that worked at toys r us. I told her I don't give a fukk. I ended up putting some weed in her locker and sent an anonymous tip to HR that ended up getting her fired.

Breh thats foul

 

[dreskii]

Where do I even begin...?

ahahahaha i feel like there's some fire to be posted.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

#1. She’s YOUR GIRL. Of course she’s gonna fight you and for you.....

As an EX, I don’t see women fighting new women, ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE BOO’ED UP. Unless she’s trash.

ETA: I bet she’s not still obsessed over you. She’s moved tf on bc she can.

Of course she's not still obsessed, this was well over a decade ago.

She got married & divorced since then

 

[Reality]

• We were watching some comedy and it mentioned how dudes have a rank ordering of their girl's friends in terms of who they'd like to smash. She asked me what my order was, I tried to brush it off playfully, but she was serious. I asked her why she was even doing this because I was going to be around her friends all the time and it would make shyt awkward, and she got super heated saying I couldn't just be honest

• Went to a destination wedding with her for one of her friends. We were in our villa and she started teasing me, so we ended up having this prolonged sex session smashing 3 times over like 2.5 hours. Ended up missing a pre-wedding lunch with her friends as a result and she said I had done it on purpose to keep her away from her friends. Mind you, this all started because I was minding my business browsing on my phone when she climb on the bed naked and bends over face down ass up. But she was dead serious about me "conspiring" to isolate her from her friends

• I told her to put some bottled water in a bag and didn't say "please"

I've got plenty more. Dealt w/ 3 years of this shyt because the sex was fire and she actually had some wifey qualities aside from the temporary bouts of insanity

 

[3rdWorld]

I was doing some chick in the slums who stayed in a dingy one room she was renting out of someone's house..
there was only one filthy toilet in the place, so all the tenants shared it but kept piss buckets in their rooms

I fell asleep one time, and she used my thumb to access my phone. The first time she did it, she found nothing cause all the dirt was in whatsapp and not under texts etc.
The second time she did it, she went straight to where all the bytches I was doing were listed on my phone. whatsapp!

Needless to say, I was awoken by an enraged and crying woman..I was assaulted and locked in the room. I dont even want to go further

 

[semicko82]

Oh ya those 2 crazies girls, my ex & the-gf.
They knew each other.
How?
Because my dumbass introduced them.
When i broke up with my ex she wanted to meet her.
I felt bad so i agreed.
Fukk was I naive & a dumbass stupid yougin

you must tried to pop off a threesome

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Told my girl i was gonna go out after work to have some drinks at my homies place with a 50/50 chance we might head to a bar or what not.

I told her all week she should come chill with the crew and come out to the bar.. i genuinely want my girl to come for the night out cos usually that makes me go home earlier without a hangover and spend less money.. plus i really dont' wanna feel guilty for leavin' my girl at home on a friday and i dont wanna deal with the guilt trip

ANYWAY. she says no she'd rather go home after work and i should go out and have fun with the homies.. all good.

so i go out - i'm having an innocent ass drink with the crew ... i'm even textin' my girl, making sure she good.. lettin her know what's poppin.

She stops replying to my texts about 10pm.. and im thinkin aiight she went to sleep......... so me and the squad go hit a bar.. have a good night out and home at 3, head home it is what it is.

Next day my girl come over - i'm hidin' my hangover. we chillin' the whole day... in the afternoon i mention something that happened at the bar.


she go quiet and deadass stops talking to me actin' all sad..

i hit her with the "whats wrong"

she go on about how i tried to HIDE that i went to the bar.. and why i gotta lie?

also hit me with the.. why didn't you send me a good night text? smh. why do women do this??? it's not like she message me good night when she went to sleep.

LIKE WHAT THE fukk? I LITERALLY TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BAR, HOW CAN I BE LYING WHEN YOU LITERALLY FOUND OUT THRU ME?

she said i tried to keep it from her.. even though i had told her to come out and she's the one who wanted to stay home..

i even had texted her at 1am in the mornin' sayin oh i bumped into such and such... obviously if i was trying to hide that i was at a bar why would i text u sayin i bumped into this person who i obvviously bumped into at a bar?

man.
females.

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Another one.

Once i was sick with the flu, had the day off work and verything bed-ridden, phlegmy as fukk, nose all blocked and alllll dat.

Anyway - that night about 2am in bed, shorty wakes me up from my sleep complainin' that im snoring loud?

im like barely alive, fever, throat all fukked, of course im snorin!! im like aiiiiiiiiiiight im sorry i get up have some water.. i clear my throat ... knowin god damn well that aint gonna stop no snorin'. i get back into bed and try get back to sleep.. hoping she just fall asleep.

maybe 15 mins later she wakes me up sayin she's gonna sleep on the couch (i roll over half asleep and say aiight and go back to sleep.

15 MINUTES LATER THIS bytch WAKES ME UP CRYING THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER?!?!?!?!?!? THE FACT THAT I LET HER SLEEP ON THE COUCH alone
BRUHHHHHHHHH. you complainin that u can't sleep cos im snorin' then u complain that u don't wanna sleep alone.. AND IM THE ONE WITH THE fukkEN FLU AND NEED THE DAMN REST SO I CAN GO TO WORK AND GET US SOME fukkEN PAPER.

smh.

wow

 

[semicko82]

Not my girl, but a chick tried to run my tab up at the bar. I cussed her a$$ smooth out in front of everyone. She put on that fake crying shyt, and told me she'll pay me back in a couple of days later.

I'm still waiting till this day....

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

She called me while dude was over there & I knew about her side dudes. We weren't together & tried using them to make me jealous. Constantly telling me how much of a player she was. During the conversation she found out my girl was there.

She got on her " Oh, you got that bytch over there? I'm on my way." Told her she needs to worry about her company & she hung up. She doesn't live far so she there in minutes at my door. Roommate open the door & she rushes in, fukkery begins. I had to physically throw her out & she stayed at the door til I told her I was calling police.
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My brother ex girlfriend came over to chill & we sitting on the couch talking. BM comes in sees us & instantly attacks ol girl like on some "Who is this bytch?" Had to pull her off so the girl could leave.
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My BM was always on some fukk shyt.

How you got her pregnant and aint know she was a nutcase?