Post your biggest/most embarassing L with a female

[insomniac]

A bytch who doesnt suck dikk leaves my dikk soft

 

[Draje]

My entire life is an L with women.


-A cute girl acted like she liked me and wanted me to be her secret boyfriend. I was doing her homework and stuff plus buying snacks for her during lunch.

One day I bought her a big thing of flowers and candy to school and asked one of her friends where she was so I could surprise her. The girl felt so sorry for me that she told me that my "gf" didn't really like me and thought I was way too lame and unattractive to actually date. She also told me she actually really liked one of my friends who was Mr. popular at the time.

The pain and embarrassment I felt that day stuck with me throughout HS even after my freshman year.

 

[rogue_riezo]

Quite a few taLes to teLL.

I met this voluptuous chick when I was 17 or so. The breasts and ass was and we started talking. She was so sweet and really knew how to conversate, so one day we arrange a chill session at her older sisters place and she encourages me to bring a friend along so as not to make her sister the third wheel so I nominate my older cousin because he knows how to entertain. I didnt have a car so my cousin said he'd take us, nikka comes to fetch me and he's drunk as fukk so I drive to the house and when we get there she walks out wearing yoga pants . We get in and meet the sister who literally looked like Patrick from Spongebob and my cousin looks at me like and I respond with a. As the night progresses it becomes obvious that my cousin did not wanna take one for the team so he starts hitting on the chick I'm there for. She keeps giving him the but he wasn't hearing it. At one point she literally said I can't take this and went to sit next to her sister on the couch opposite to where we were sitting. We keep talking but it becomes painfully obvious that this bytch was upset so she gets up and goes to the kitchen and my cousin follows her. They had an open plan setup so we could see what was going down and nikka steps up behind her and she backs away and turns around to give him lip (even had a butter knife and started pointing at him ), nikka then steps into her harder and straight up starts kissing her. Eventually they come back, she's all red faced and she sits on a single couch and this nikka can't contain his giggles. Later on she goes to the bathroom and he follows her and they emerge 20 minutes later . The whole time I'm trying to speak to this bytch that look like she's wearing Scream mask, she had 0 conversation skills, 0 interesting things to say. The next day the bytch that fukked my cousin texts me and tells me that her sister is really into me

Other L's:

Fighting with a guy over an ex girlfriend.
Many texts with no responses.
Getting caught by the womans dad.
Getting caught by the womans brother.
Getting caught by the womans grandmother.
Simping for women that were cheating.
Dating a woman from another town who I later found out was a lowkey thot. Late in the relationship.
Being told the new stain on a girls car seat was yoghurt but the bytch was lactose intolerant.

 

[hotbeezie]

I tried to play it cool when I knew she liked me. I took too long and she ends up pregnant and engaged to a Rent-A-Center fukkboy manager named G***** W****n who drives a 2010 Blue Chevy Camaro v6 (basic Muthafukk ) and he lives at 3574 Fi***** court apt. 236

I ain't even sweatin' it, tho. See, I'm happy

Been tryna tell people that shyt don't matter to no one but gearheads.

 

[Tako]

Ex raised her hand at me, I flinched and farted
Diggin in another ex trying to bust me some nuts and busted a fart

Sleeping with another ex after eating Denny's whole wheat pancakes, was farting in my sleep all night

 

[hotbeezie]

Battle of the classes in 7th grade:

I was a role player on my squad with like 6 points, a few rebounds, assists ,etc.

If it was 2k14 it's probably B- to B grade


I had to D this girl up from 9th grade and I'm like:


She drives extra hard and hit me with the meanest crossover like

nikkas was like:

Then somebody yelled

"She Must've got his ass!!!!!!!"



On the way back down she legit hit me with a

Me:

And everybody saw it, and ain't that a bytch.

 

[Duckman]

When i was in high school this girl recorded me spilling my heart out to her and simpn on the phone . . . . . and then she played it for all her homegirls and nggas who she was actually fckn . . . . . . showed up to school the next day with everybody lookn at me like. . . . . . . .

That's cruel-hearted..
wonder where she is now...

I can't stand people who don't understand the value of emotions.

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

Quite a few taLes to teLL.

I met this voluptuous chick when I was 17 or so. The breasts and ass was and we started talking. She was so sweet and really knew how to conversate, so one day we arrange a chill session at her older sisters place and she encourages me to bring a friend along so as not to make her sister the third wheel so I nominate my older cousin because he knows how to entertain. I didnt have a car so my cousin said he'd take us, nikka comes to fetch me and he's drunk as fukk so I drive to the house and when we get there she walks out wearing yoga pants . We get in and meet the sister who literally looked like Patrick from Spongebob and my cousin looks at me like and I respond with a. As the night progresses it becomes obvious that my cousin did not wanna take one for the team so he starts hitting on the chick I'm there for. She keeps giving him the but he wasn't hearing it. At one point she literally said I can't take this and went to sit next to her sister on the couch opposite to where we were sitting. We keep talking but it becomes painfully obvious that this bytch was upset so she gets up and goes to the kitchen and my cousin follows her. They had an open plan setup so we could see what was going down and nikka steps up behind her and she backs away and turns around to give him lip (even had a butter knife and started pointing at him ), nikka then steps into her harder and straight up starts kissing her. Eventually they come back, she's all red faced and she sits on a single couch and this nikka can't contain his giggles. Later on she goes to the bathroom and he follows her and they emerge 20 minutes later . The whole time I'm trying to speak to this bytch that look like she's wearing Scream mask, she had 0 conversation skills, 0 interesting things to say. The next day the bytch that fukked my cousin texts me and tells me that her sister is really into me

Other L's:

Fighting with a guy over an ex girlfriend.
Many texts with no responses.
Getting caught by the womans dad.
Getting caught by the womans brother.
Getting caught by the womans grandmother.
Simping for women that were cheating.
Dating a woman from another town who I later found out was a lowkey thot. Late in the relationship.
Being told the new stain on a girls car seat was yoghurt but the bytch was lactose intolerant.

 

[TXTrill1]

I'll never forget this...cuz it kinda molded me into the nikka I am today.

The year was 2004...I was about 15. I had just gotten a cell phone. It was a little T-Mobile prepaid flip joint. I got this girl's number, and I'm texting her and what not, she lol'ing and shyt like everything good. Then one day I texted her, and she just flipped the fukk out on me son. She hit me with some shyt like "YOU DOING TOO MUCH, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE" and I'm just sitting there like . Keep in mind, I was a fragile 15 year old at the time, and didn't really understand the game. So, I'm texting her like "Did I do something?", "What's wrong?" "Please talk to me " then finally I just never texted her again. It had me in the fukk bytches mindset for madd long, actually until about 2010-2011.

Fast forward several years to I think 2009, I was a Sophomore in college, I see her she's working in a department store. We exchange numbers, and she hits me up and we talk for a little bit. And this bytch had the audacity to say "Why we stop talking back then" So I tell her the whole story and she on some "Awww I don't remember that " but I keep it cool, cause in my mind I was already planning out how I could dog her out as bad as I could. Long story short, we actually dated for awhile, then it ended.



Moral of the story: You always gotta fukk the bytches that turned you down when y'all were younger.

You forgot to tell us how you dogged the bytch out breh

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Been tryna tell people that shyt don't matter to no one but gearheads.

I posted all that loony shyt and you latched onto that?

 

[CACarot]

A chick slapped me so hard she knocked the racsim out my ancestors. I was at a party and she caught me lacking . I couldnt get back at her cause to many n1ggas would have did the you can't hit a girl and put they capes and leatards on for her.

 

[beanz]

when i was in high school a pretty girl asked me what time it was and i became visually nauseous. she thought i was trolling her but she really made me that nervous.

 

[Firefly]

Went to Miami with my girl and while she's sleeping on the beach I met 2 chicks from France who spoke broken english but would swim near me and smile and start singing some lyrics to Snoop and Pharrels "Beautiful". I'm like "oh y'all like that song?" and just basic flirting. They tell me they're leaving soon but point to their hotel like "we have a room up there, you should come"

I'm like these bytches are both wearing thongs (regular for Miami) both a lil tipsy and cute French broads on a nikkas dikk. Talking bout "you should come" in a sexy ass French accent.

My mind went 2 ways..................I could grab some Rum and have a party wit these bytches right now OR I can skate away and have my shyt fukked up at home.

I just chuckled and dragged my ass back to my girl on the beach. Straight up looked at her like "You don't realize what almost went down"

Had to chalk it up tho and be a good nikka, especially the fact that my girl has dudes coming at her all the time.

Just trying to get my Karma right cuz lord knows..............

 

[MikelArteta]

A girl dumped me, and I bought a card and wrote like a 300 word essay on it dropping my feelings for her

 

[Ohene]

Off the top of my head:

Fine ass 19 year old hooters waitress wanted to go come over and fukk, but my apartment wasn't ready for a week and now she back fukking her boyfriend

i know them ones