Powerball 500 million

[Malta]

It's $228,075,000 cash lump sum after taxes in Texas now

Damn I need to go cop tickets now

You could live like a king off the interest alone.

 

[The Mad Titan]

me and my girl was talking about this last night she talking bout ima leave her if i win i wouldnt leave her but i would need 3 months to enjoy the world get sum instathots sum jays cars and a house but ill be back

 

[Cave Savage]

Or be like those people in an office pool and decide not to pay ur share that week

I literly dont think I could live with myself


Imagine having to come to work the next Monday

That's too much ether for one man to bare

That's another thing I've always worried about, although I hope my coworkers wouldn't be dikks if I just happened to not have the money that day

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

if any of yall win

 

[KG1]

Lotto is just another poor person tax. With that said I play once in while when its up there 150 mm+ Meanwhile the govt is

 

[Mr swag]

Got hit the 33 powerball number

Got my 4 dollars

 

[Makavalli]

If anybody hit hold that shyt to the gut and shut yo fukk mouth til they hand u that big ass check. If i hit i honestly wouldnt say a word. Just call my pops to get the kids and wait til i get home from albany

 

[duncanthetall]

Seriously tho if anybody here were to win it, I hope the first thing you do is contact a lawyer. Photocopy that goddamn ticket.

Pretty sure there are a number of AMA's on reddit from lottery winners. One dude did not take a goddamn chance with anything. Lemme see if I can find it...

Think it was this guy

Spoiler

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/commen...lion_lottery_jackpot_and_have_spent/?sort=old

Full time financial advisor who is monitored by a financial accountant who is monitored in secret by a team of auditors

 

[newworldafro]

Start a Mega Catfish/Tilapia Farm
Get into Real Estate
Start a Haitian Coding School in Port Au Prince (I'm not Haitian)
Give Payola to radio stations to play Lupe type artists
2nd home in Guyana or Belize

Seriously tho if anybody here were to win it, I hope the first thing you do is contact a lawyer. Photocopy that goddamn ticket.

Pretty sure there are a number of AMA's on reddit from lottery winners. One dude did not take a goddamn chance with anything. Lemme see if I can find it...

Think it was this guy

Spoiler

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/commen...lion_lottery_jackpot_and_have_spent/?sort=old

Full time financial advisor who is monitored by a financial accountant who is monitored in secret by a team of auditors

Smart

 

[BoogieDown23]

If I win I'm giving everyone in this thread 10gs

 

[brother walt]

I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER U WIN LIKE WHAT BANK THEY PUT IT IN HOW LONG IT TAKES AND WHAT LAWYERS TELL U

 

[Swaggatron]

I hope one of the coli brehs hits it...I am donating to the site if I win

 

[USSInsiders]

Gotta get me a condo in Columbus too tho. That'll be our lay low spot.

Where am I throwin the coluli get together?

I can fly yall out to Miami, LA, NYC, etc. We need to vote on this. I'll seriously do it too

If you win, I'll give you the best blowjob n/h you've ever gotten for $20,000,000 of that 2hunna mill

 

[Buckeye Fever]

If you win, I'll give you the best blowjob n/h you've ever gotten for $20,000,000 of that 2hunna mill

 

[USSInsiders]

If I won, I'd buy a penthouse in Vegas and a mansion on the Florida intracoastal.

shyt makes me want to cry because I don't like even indulging in that fantasy.