Powerball 500 million

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I would travel the world and learn like 10 languages, drop a couple mil in the back for immediate fam.

I've been playing the lotto for like two years straight, thats why im always broke


I havnt won shyt

don't give up man, we're all going to make it.

Alright brehs, this is for the #TSC

intrasting.

say uh can you take a picture of the bottom and back too?

 

[hoodheronova]

Alright brehs, this is for the #TSC

Gonna copy your numbers

 

[newworldafro]

Its $485 million?

 

[Ego Noir]

i just played one ticket.

Might pay one more tomorrow, idk but i tried paying with a debit card, homie looked at me like nikka it's cash only

lol I don't play the pickit so shyt i wouldnt know

If i do win, gonna need yall paypal numbers and giving yall a 2k each, but i would have to fukk with you heavy for that to happen.

You cheap ass nikka, why we gotta fukk with you to get a shytty 2k. Every poster should get that off rip, nikka you got 485 million dollars

 

[Turk]

You cheap ass nikka, why we gotta fukk with you to get a shytty 2k. Every poster should get that off rip, nikka you got 485 million dollars

After Taxes you're not getting anywhere near that amount.....it's still a lot though

https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp

 

[Biscut]

When i win I'm buying the coli and banning every fukkboy on this site first day.

This place will be pure of bytch nikkas and racist cacs.

I have a dream this will be the realest site in Internet history

And when your site gets defaced, and everyone's account is compromised. Everyone will be thanking you.

 

[Mowgli]

And when your site gets defaced, and everyone's account is compromised. Everyone will be thanking you.

a minor inconvenience and a understandable period of readjustment as new ownership takes over and takes out all the Trash.

I dont negotiate with dweebs who hide behind fire hydrants when they have real life problems.

The purge will commenced When i win powerball

 

[Just like bruddas]

You cheap ass nikka, why we gotta fukk with you to get a shytty 2k. Every poster should get that off rip, nikka you got 485 million dollars

fukk you and the nikkas that dapped you. Ungrateful b*stards

 

[Biscut]

a minor inconvenience and a understandable period of readjustment as new ownership takes over and takes out all the Trash.

I dont negotiate with dweebs who hide behind fire hydrants when they have real life problems.

The purge will commenced When i win powerball

A deface can ruin a site. But you wouldn't know anything about that. Your too busy being an ignorant bytch, over the web.

 

[Tug life]

Yall ready breh's? When i win i copping a coli jet with the smilie on the side just cause. That shyt gonna be half a billion if nobody wins tonight

 

[beanz]

i would never work again. run some businesses maybe and hire family to work em for me, but me myself wake up at 4 30am to go work a job? neither are my parents or my wife's parents or our brothers.

i would do so much good with this money god please let me win. id probably donate like 40% of my money to the less fortunate.

 

[MushroomX]

Yall ready breh's? When i win i copping a coli jet with the smilie on the side just cause. That shyt gonna be half a billion if nobody wins tonight

Last one was 360 now its 480.

So if no one does win, its at least 600, but with the estimate it be $720 ish

 

[Data-Hawk]

Signed up for another pool at work. 28 tickets.. Let's go. I can feel it.. It's my time..

 

[Cave Savage]

Does anyone else feel like the Jackpot should be bigger considering the tickets cost $2? Mega Millions tickets cost $1 and the jackpot seems to reach this amount in the same amount of time.

 

[pawdalaw]

from that reddit thread:

I have a collection of Porsches: 550, 944, GT2, GT3, 964, and a Cayman. All but the 550 are regularly driven.

I gave family a million each after it happened, paid off close friends' loans, and gave another million to a college fund. Put 2 million into a "fukk you, I have money" account to blow frivolously but haven't found anything that I'd spend it on yet.

Craziest travel story: I was hiking through Nepal and suffering from oxygen deprivation (I didn't realize it at the time). By the middle of the week I was hallucinating and thought I saw a yeti, Jesus, and Elvis. Reading through my travel diary for that month scares me. I was shot at in Somalia by a child carrying a pistol that should have been too big for him to carry. The bullet passed through our windshield and missed us by a few inches.

The saddest are people who ask me for money so they can pay medical bills. Not sad as a condemnation of them but sad as it actually gets to me. The one that got to me the most was a guy who had lost both legs and an arm in a car crash; he wanted money to pay for prosthetic so he could walk down the aisle with his fiance at their wedding. I gave him half of what he requested, he never bought the prosthetic, and disappeared with the money. I don't let stories affect me anymore.

I've been robbed of my passport and wallet more times than I can count. Protip: sew a pocket into your boxers and hide a credit card, $100 bill, and scrap of paper with important numbers there.

I would definitely strive to be debt free in my life. The only thing worth spending money on even if you go into debt are education and property.

I got a vasectomy, along with a notarized letter from a urologist saying I underwent the procedure, after winning during a paranoid streak.