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Don't do it. :wow:
I always assumed it was a ton of money floating around but to see it in black and white is :wow:

I got propositioned a few times and always said no. I just knew it was not really free money and with my luck I would be jammed up.

I should put in Don Diego Enterprises and see what pops up:jbhmm:
 

L&HH

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can someone explain this PPP shyt to me like i was 10 years old.
i kinda understand it but would like someone who really understands
it to break it down.
It’s simple. Government was giving out loans to companies so they wouldn’t have to layoff employees during the pandemic. In order to get the loans you had to prove you had employees and submit payroll information on what they were making. The amount of employees and their salary would determine how much loans you got.

So the finessers submitted fake paperwork and documents to get these loans.
 

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It’s simple. Government was giving out loans to companies so they wouldn’t have to layoff employees during the pandemic. In order to get the loans you had to prove you had employees and submit payroll information on what they were making. The amount of employees and their salary would determine how much loans you got.

So the finessers submitted fake paperwork and documents to get these loans.


do they not know that there is only so long fake thugs can pretend?

i worked with this dude years ago who told me he had some guy doing
his taxes that would get him X thousand dollars back on his taxes. i'm like :unimpressed: tell me more.
the tax guy was somehow writing off work uniforms as a deduction on all these peoples taxes. from what
my co-worker said, he had a line outside on the block waiting to get in. i looked at him like :gucci:
told him to take that shyt elsewhere. 6 months later he's telling me the IRS is coming for him.
couldn't be me:hubie:
i don't play that dumb shyt.
 

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do they not know that there is only so long fake thugs can pretend?

i worked with this dude years ago who told me he had some guy doing
his taxes that would get him X thousand dollars back on his taxes. i'm like :unimpressed: tell me more.
the tax guy was somehow writing off work uniforms as a deduction on all these peoples taxes. from what
my co-worker said, he had a line outside on the block waiting to get in. i looked at him like :gucci:
told him to take that shyt elsewhere. 6 months later he's telling me the IRS is coming for him.
couldn't be me:hubie:
i don't play that dumb shyt.
Yeah it’s a matter of catch me if you can. Some people don’t even think about getting caught. If you did this under a certain dollar amount you might get away. There was so much fraud the government can’t keep up so they’re only targeting the big fish right now.

And yeah that tax hustle is one of the oldest finesses.
 

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Yeah it’s a matter of catch me if you can. Some people don’t even think about getting caught. If you did this under a certain dollar amount you might get away. There was so much fraud the government can’t keep up so they’re only targeting the big fish right now.

And yeah that tax hustle is one of the oldest finesses.

They have time on their side. Big fish now, little fish later. IRS don't fukk around, in fact they usually go after smaller cases of tax evasion because the person doesn't have the means to fight the irs in court.
 
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