Predict The Stats And Date For The Final Game Of A Players Career.

[onelastdeath]

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Example
Lebron James: June 20th 2025, 17p/6r/13a on 48% from the field

I can't see him just jacking shots. He'll probably play his game, go out with modesty. And get his final chase down block

 

[Supreme365]

Joe ingles

May 8th 2021

13 minutes

4 pts
0 reb
1 asst
0 stls
0 blks
2 turnovers

1/1(He'll hit a 3 with 3:47 to go in the 3rd) from the field
1/2 from the free throw line

 

[bxrfan]

Spin of that shytty thread made my @DosCadenaz made



Example
Lebron James: June 20th 2025, 17p/6r/13a on 48% from the field

I can't see him just jacking shots. He'll probably play his game, go out with modesty. And get his final chase down block

I see that his last game will be a Game 7 in the Finals en route to his 12th ring

 

[onelastdeath]

I see that his last game will be a Game 7 in the Finals en route to his 12th ring

Probably his 7th.

 

[DosCadenaz]

Your mom: Deez Nutz

 

[Shadow King]

LeBron: 22 pts, 7 reb, 9 ast, 2 stl, 1 blk, 7/16 FG, 1/3 3PT, 5/6 FT in 35 minutes. Your date is agreeable.

Melo: 19 pts, 4 reb, 2 ast, 6/15 FG, 2/4 3PT, 3/3 FT in 28 minutes. May 24, 2022

CP3: 14 pts, 3 reb, 7 ast, 1 stl, 5/12 FG, 2/3 3PT, 2/2 FT in 33 minutes, June 17, 2023

Tom Brady: 227 yards, 2 TD, 2 INT, February 2, 2020

Adrian Peterson: 17 carries, 89 yards, 5 catches, 32 yards, 1 Rush TD, January 18, 2020

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Draymond Green - April 4th 2021

3 pts, 5 rebounds, 2 assists

On the Pistons, who are still mediocre

basically he goes out like

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Spin of that shytty thread made my @DosCadenaz made



Example
Lebron James: June 20th 2025, 17p/6r/13a on 48% from the field

I can't see him just jacking shots. He'll probably play his game, go out with modesty. And get his final chase down block

2025?

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

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Example
Lebron James: June 20th 2025, 17p/6r/13a on 48% from the field

I can't see him just jacking shots. He'll probably play his game, go out with modesty. And get his final chase down block

2025?

 

[onelastdeath]

2025?

Yeah . He'll retire at 40 years old

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

Yeah . He'll retire at 40 years old

I dunno breh, I don't see him playing that long, 37-38 maybe

 

[Remote]

I can't do that.

But I'll tell you this...
On Kawhi's last day, he will shake some hands. Shower up. And quietly leave the arena.
He'll drive his 1997 Chevy Tahoe to Wingstop. Get some wings to go.
You'll never hear from him again.



Kawhi Leonard still uses coupons at Wingstop for free food and panics when he loses them

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Carmelo playing in May

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Yeah . He'll retire at 40 years old

Still zero season-ending injuries 22 years straight

6-7 rings

6-7 FMVP

4-5 MVP

Top 5-10 in everything, every stat

Holder of most all-time records

Beat the "best team ever", several times

No gambling, no scandals, no public affairs, no selling out, impeccable role model


...what could all of this add up to?