Predict the Stats for Kobe's next 2 seasons

[NSSVO]

I just wanna see psycho Bean one more year

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

81 points

 

[T.he I.nformant]

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Even those garbage Lakers were just as good as any team that didn't make the playoffs...


You do realize they were tanking, right?

Oh, did they get who they were "tanking" for?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Oh, did they get who they were "tanking" for?

Possibly nikka. Who was they supposed to get


In fact, who did the Suns get again???

 

[NormanConnors]

Kobe won't allow you haters to have the satisfication of seeing him like that. He's already said he'd retire before he lets nikkas who he used to take advantage of, take advantage of him.

so keep dreaming

Thats been happening for a few years already

Might have to drop some of my initial numbers, nikka bean lookin a lil

Dude out there looking like Damon Wayans in great white hype.

 

[kingofnyc]

Lakers are an 7-8 seed at best both years 1st round exit

 

[Danie84]

Tobe's point per average game, will look like his original jersey number

 

[BlvdBrawler]

The only stats that matter: GS:14 GP:15

 

[Mensch Fontana]

Might have to drop some of my initial numbers, nikka bean lookin a lil

Fla-Bean

 

[T.he I.nformant]

Possibly nikka.

Kobe across ya belly, I proved you lost already

Randle can't save you, Nuggets in 4

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Kobe across ya belly, I proved you lost already

Randle can't save you, Nuggets in 4

Soooooo...


Who did the suns get again


I guess that record was looking hot last year... Were the Suns tanking too



Quote rap songs but avoid questions brehs

 

[feelosofer]

Are you guys serious? He's a 35 year old player with a torn up achilles. If he plays and avgs more than 15, 5, and 5 its a minor miracle. And knowing Kobes pride, he would retire the 2nd year, and lol at the Lakers making the playoffs either way.

 

[intruder]

Year 1 - 26 PPG on 42% FG 4 AST 4 TO 4 REB
year 2 - 24 PPG on 41% FG 3 AST 5 TO 4 REB

He'll still score because he'll shoot the hell out the ball. But he's LIKELY to become more and more of a turnover machine

 

[AAKing23]

Are you guys serious? He's a 35 year old player with a torn up achilles. If he plays and avgs more than 15, 5, and 5 its a minor miracle. And knowing Kobes pride, he would retire the 2nd year, and lol at the Lakers making the playoffs either way.

Cosign

I'd say he puts up 20.1ppg the first yr and then about 18.5ppg the next


These nikkas out of their minds

 

[Danny Up]

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