#predictable sitcom plots
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Somebody is flunking in school.... *insert canned audience gasps* how are they going to keep it hidden from mom & dad??? 
Someone takes an AIDS test, as they wait for the results they think about every person they slept with. The good and the campy hilarious ones that came with nothing but L's.
A group of cast members always has the one member that is ALWAYS super horny and is constantly fukking different people every damn episode and having so much fun doing it.
If the horny cast member is a woman then you'll hear tons of slut shaming jokes about them with random lectures about them needing to change their ways and become a boring housewife with nagging kids and give up their fun lifestyle.
If the horny cast member is a man then the other male cast members will usually
their friend about his rising body count of sluts fukked and will always be the one giving advise to his loser friends on how to pick up chicks. The married cast members will always hate on him to his face about his fun p*ssy filled bachelor lifestyle telling him "you need to get married to a boring wife and not have fun anymore" but they secretely admire him and wish they was him since he's not tied down to a person nagging him to death and regrets they got married/had kids so quickly so they take their anger about their shytty lives on the happy sex filled bachelor
If the horny cast member is a woman then you'll hear tons of slut shaming jokes about them with random lectures about them needing to change their ways and become a boring housewife with nagging kids and give up their fun lifestyle.
If the horny cast member is a man then the other male cast members will usually
their friend about his rising body count of sluts fukked and will always be the one giving advise to his loser friends on how to pick up chicks. The married cast members will always hate on him to his face about his fun p*ssy filled bachelor lifestyle telling him "you need to get married to a boring wife and not have fun anymore" but they secretely admire him and wish they was him since he's not tied down to a person nagging him to death and regrets they got married/had kids so quickly so they take their anger about their shytty lives on the happy sex filled bachelor
Kid wants to go to a concert on a school night. Everyone at school will be there. But the parents sternly say no, not on a school night. They buy their ticket anyway. The night of the show they sneak of just barely tiptoe-ing by the hungry parent searching the kitchen for a late night snack ( this could also be used when coming home) just as the kid thinks they are in the clear & starts to celebrate their mischief; the parent(s) is standing right behind them.
Lame kid of the cast or the cute but annoying kid on the show shows off their fresh moves in the middle of the dance floor as all the party goers chant the persons name.
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- Weddings
- Child births
- Grandparents Anniversaries (deseased, so it will add to the sadness)
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Cast has funraiser event of some kind and one member of the cast jokes around and says "Yeah *insert celebrity name here* will be there, we been friends since grade school". Everybody doesn't believe him... except the loud mouth gossip who does then tells EVERYONE in 10 minutes. Now a million people will show up to the funraiser and now the cast has to go to celebrity and convince him/her to show up or the cast will: get bankrupted, get deported, lose all credibility, the person they had a crush on will hate them forever or etc.
Someone was chosen to pet sit, things go left and the pet goes missing. The sitter replaces it with a look a like. The pet owner comes home ready to reunite with their pet. The pet is unresponsive to their name; they won't even acknowledge their master is home. The owner notices that their pet has a new mark or their identifying mark isn't where is t should be.
Right when the the owner is pressuring the sitter on the whereabouts of their pet; the right pet appears.
They were only napping in the laundry room by the owners gym shoes because it missed owners scent. The gym shoes filled that void.
Right when the the owner is pressuring the sitter on the whereabouts of their pet; the right pet appears.
They were only napping in the laundry room by the owners gym shoes because it missed owners scent. The gym shoes filled that void.
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married with children did this the best
instead of it being all sad and shyt... his family was fukking perfect
he was so pissed that they were happy without him, he found joy in the fact that he came "back" and they hated him... nikka was proud to ruin his family's life
Sexism. Someone decides to get the last ha-ha on some sexist by cross dressing. Right when the sexist takes the bait. The great reveal!!! Followed by an explaination of this was planned to prove that the weaker sex isn't what they (the sexist) thought
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Lets just give this one a general title. This is the
The main character or secondary character need to run to the bank on a Friday right when it's rush for people to cash their checks. The character brings a friend saying it will only be a moment, until they see the line.
Some optimism appears when a teller opens a new window making things go a bit faster, until some shmuck cuts the line. Irate the person goes off! Then the shmuck pulls out a gun! The entire bank is on lockdown. Cops are outside negotiating with the robber. Turns out the robber is newly laid off and need to buy his kid some expensive ass gift for Christmas/birthday.
In the end things go well. The character who needed to go the the bank picks up the gun & it's a toy. (Water gun or gun with a 'bang' or 'pow' flag)
Bank Robbery Hijinx episode.
Some optimism appears when a teller opens a new window making things go a bit faster, until some shmuck cuts the line. Irate the person goes off! Then the shmuck pulls out a gun! The entire bank is on lockdown. Cops are outside negotiating with the robber. Turns out the robber is newly laid off and need to buy his kid some expensive ass gift for Christmas/birthday.
In the end things go well. The character who needed to go the the bank picks up the gun & it's a toy. (Water gun or gun with a 'bang' or 'pow' flag)