A Tribe Called Quest ™
Make Em Say Ughh ... Silk da Shocker
No Bucks?G: Kyrie (gets voted in even though he'll be out until January) / Wall / Teague
G: Wade / Butler
F: LeBron / George
F: Melo / Love
F: Bosh / Vucevic / Drummond
G: Curry / CP3 / Westbrook
G: Kobe (gets voted in, might be replaced) / Harden
F: Durant / Kawhi
F: Davis / LMA
F: Griffin / Cousins / Gasol

if I have to watch Lowry or DeRozan in another all-star game
You did just remind me that Monroe is a Buck now though, think he has the best chance.