Pregnancy scares/how did you react when she told you she was pregnant?
- Thread starter thaKEAF
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but the shyt still wasn't funny
Never go raw in your existence brehsGo raw at any time in your existence brehs
KnickstapeCity
The Big Dikk King
:philjacksonlol:
:philjacksonlol:Link him that thread.... That's the manual for nikkas.
Kwéyòl
Moon walking seeing moon people
earlier this year
lespaulultra3
All Star
The first time, I was 17 and was at church when she called and told me. I ended up going through the prayer line 3 times that day trying to get a miracle. Supposedly, she had a friend at school purposely beat her stomach so she could have a miscarriage.
Lord_nikon
Veteran
What I ended up doing was to pretend I was ready for it, but at the same time try to scare her into thinking she's not. I'd say stuff like...
"You probably gonna have to move back in with your mom and take a year off school. Most people never go back after they take a break but I know you can handle it. My cousin dropped out and never went back and completely fukked up her life(I'm lying, my cousin went back and finished her PhD). But I know you're different."
2 days later she's like...."I've been thinking and don't be mad....but I don't think either of us are in a position to have a child."
"You probably gonna have to move back in with your mom and take a year off school. Most people never go back after they take a break but I know you can handle it. My cousin dropped out and never went back and completely fukked up her life(I'm lying, my cousin went back and finished her PhD). But I know you're different."
2 days later she's like...."I've been thinking and don't be mad....but I don't think either of us are in a position to have a child."
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
Call Maury.
Practice some dance moves off of youtube.
Keep the magnum on deck...so I'll just be on Maury for the fukkery.
Practice some dance moves off of youtube.
Keep the magnum on deck...so I'll just be on Maury for the fukkery.
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Silkk
Can't Change My Damn Avi :beli:
???:philjacksonlol:
:philjacksonlol:Link him that thread.... That's the manual for nikkas.
KinksandCoils
African American Queen
Well obviously but she loss putting herself in that risk
first so-called one I got, I straight up told the girl " congratulations" because I was 100% certain it wasn't mine's if true. Girl got in the bed naked from the waist down with me on some "I'm cold" shyt after an evening of a bunch of us eating pills like skittles and drinking vodka and 100 Pipers.
1. I never even took off my clothes
2. She passed out and pissed on herself, so
2nd time, I was happy as shyt. Nobody else was, though. Doctor said she wouldn't survive it, so
3rd time, last ex was like "I got some GOOD news! You gonna wanna sit down.....
IM PREGNANT!!!!
"
I was
And she was like "
Nah, nah I'm joking! I got a new job!!!!!"
crazy ass broad.
congratulations" because I was 100% certain it wasn't mine's if true. Girl got in the bed naked from the waist down with me on some "I'm cold" shyt after an evening of a bunch of us eating pills like skittles and drinking vodka and 100 Pipers. 1. I never even took off my clothes
2. She passed out and pissed on herself, so
2nd time, I was happy as shyt. Nobody else was, though. Doctor said she wouldn't survive it, so
3rd time, last ex was like "I got some GOOD news! You gonna wanna sit down.....
IM PREGNANT!!!!
"I was
And she was like "
Nah, nah I'm joking! I got a new job!!!!!"crazy ass broad.
Girl said she missed her period and I looked at her with blank face.
"Hello?"
"You sure?"
"Mhm"
"No your not, lemme do research"
Learned more about the female reproductive system then I even thought I could. I went through the dates,timing, etc. Numbers didn't add up.
Helped that I never busted a nut in her but I had to be 100% Had her take a Preg test in the meantime.
Outside I'm like
Inside
She comes out disappointed, I knew.
"It's ok yada yada yada"
Inside
Turns out she pulled the same shyt on a few dudes after me
"Hello?"
"You sure?"
"Mhm"
"No your not, lemme do research"
Learned more about the female reproductive system then I even thought I could. I went through the dates,timing, etc. Numbers didn't add up.
Helped that I never busted a nut in her but I had to be 100% Had her take a Preg test in the meantime.
Outside I'm like
Inside
She comes out disappointed, I knew.
"It's ok yada yada yada"
Inside
Turns out she pulled the same shyt on a few dudes after me