Pretend pooping in the shower is normal Brehettes

[ThatTruth777]

this dirty bish passing that shyt like a football, hut 42 hike! *ploop*

 

[OneManGang]

My shyts are too creamy for all that.

Sounds like you're not getting enough fiber.

How you gonna say your shyts creamy and accuse breh of not getting enough fiber?

Explain creamy in this context pause

 

[Bossino]

Cuz we don't give a fukk.lol. you asked the wrong nikka tho. I actually try to knock the fart out a chick when hitting it from the back.

That bootyhole musk.

There's a time and place for the nasty shyt.

I wish people like you had visible tags/markers so I could avid y'all at all costs.

 

[SheWantTheD]

 

[Cladyclad]

Why would u ever need to do this?

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

Nawl.

Da fukk, man?! Da toilet is RIGHT there more often than not.

 

[l3lackstarr]

The upside to the internet is the over sharing. Now we know who some of these trife ass mfs are

I also hate when ppl do that "we all" .. nahhhhhhhh It doesn't work like that.

 

[mag357]

I've learned women can be fukking disgusting.
Womens Bathrooms is enough to tell you how deviant they can get.
A girl in my dorm bldg was taking shyts in buckets in her closet for whatever fukking reason.

FACTS!

In college my homey was a barback and he said that the women's restroom is ALWAYS worse than the men's bathroom. He said women were nasty
There would be piss everywhere b/c they didn't want to sit on the toilet seat, vomit and soiled feminine hygiene products in the trash and clogging up toilets

He also said that after the bar closed is when the REAL party started and the employees would all get drunk and high and continue the party

Anybody that has ever worked in the janitorial field will tell you, without hesitation...the female bathrooms are worse then men's..
I'd never believe it....
But I've heard it so many times that it has to be true.

 

[hatealot]

Anybody that has ever worked in the janitorial field will tell you, without hesitation...the female bathrooms are worse then men's..
I'd never believe it....
But I've heard it so many times that it has to be true.

I've seen l blood and shyt mixed together on the walls. The fukking walls.

I can tell you what happend, since women don't sit on toilets, she let the trumpets go and just let it shoot all over the stalls.

 

[mag357]

I've seen l blood and shyt mixed together on the walls. The fukking walls.

I can tell you what happend, since women don't sit on toilets, she let the trumpets go and just let it shoot all over the stalls.

And we be down there.... munching on these nasty heffers,..

Having a dikk is a curse lol

 

[hatealot]

And we be down there.... munching on these nasty heffers,..

Having a dikk is a curse lol

We are savages.

 

[KidJSoul]

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

What s with these new nikkas ripping the shyt from their asscrack instead of a.) letting gravity and a high fiber diet do the trick and b.) investing in a bidet or at the very least a detachable shower head.





TMI but grow the fukk up , here's a tip


Vegetables have this thing call cellulose that comprises the outer layer and is indigestible, but it becomes like gel which forms a slippery force field around your stool thus resulting in clean wipes and poop that comes out easy....no smearing leading to infinite wiping, no straining , sweating, cursing, praying and making side deal with god to spare you


for you childish nikkas who "hate vegetables", try Psyllium husk

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Wow

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

If you have creamy shyts (LMFAO)
you eating way too much dietary fat yo

lay off the 15 PC LEmon Pepper Wing combo and meat lover pizzas every day of the week and sneak a goddamn bhudda bowl, veggie plate, or a fukking bowl from Chipotle for a change