Pretending to use your phone in public.....

[Silver Surfer]

So I work in a facility that has like 6,000+ people...during lunch time you see all the females....

So Im walking through the cafeteria and this bytch with a huge ass walks by..now in the street I would have just turned around, but I didnt want somebody to peep game at the job....so I pulled out the phone held it to my ear and started mumbling incoherently as I turned around and stared at the fat ass

 

[dtownreppin214]

you ain't got no job tommy.

 

[Silver Surfer]

you ain't got no job tommy.

 

[beanz]

you ain't got no job tommy.

 

[newworldafro]

So I work in a facility that has like 6,000+ people...during lunch time you see all the females....

So Im walking through the cafeteria and this bytch with a huge ass walks by..now in the street I would have just turned around, but I didnt want somebody to peep game at the job....so I pulled out the phone held it to my ear and started mumbling as I turned around and stared at the fat ass

You pulled the ole, "I'm going to act like I just got a phone call, let me fake answer it with the phone to my ear, and act like the person on the phone is somewhere in the vicinity, so I'm going to turn around and act like I'm looking for them" maneuver ...

 

[Smoke]

In a fix like that...you gotta just turn the front facing camera on and act like you trynna make sure you ain't got nothing on your face. While peeping the ass in the camera

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

lmao, I never bothered to try that. I gives no fukks, I got a dikk da fukk am I suppose to do?

 

[Silver Surfer]

lmao, I never bothered to try that. I gives no fukks, I got a dikk da fukk am I suppose to do?

understand its a time and place

 

[dontreadthis]

OP in his place of employment like......

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

understand its a time and place

Well then you gotta keep it brief. But I feel you, in some places that can get you fukked over so no shame in being on your P's and Q's.

 

[Silver Surfer]

OP in his place of employment like......

damn thats fukked up bruh

 

[Mr. Somebody]

The galaxy s5 is so jam packed with fun theres no need to pretend, friend.

 

[Silver Surfer]

The galaxy s5 is so jam backed with fun theres no need to pretend, friend.

I have a Note 3

 

[smitty22]

you ain't got no job tommy.

RRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ahhhhhhhhhhh stop playing dawg you know i got a job ass nikka

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I have a Note 3

Thats like carrying an envelope full of money in your palm.