Pretending to use your phone in public.....

[Broad Street Bully]

lmao, I never bothered to try that. I gives no fukks, I got a dikk da fukk am I suppose to do?

exactly lmao idgaf

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

70 percent of the time I pretend I'm taking to someone

 

[Silver Surfer]

exactly lmao idgaf

the only niccas that do that at my job either work in the call center or maintenance men.....

 

[SLCpremium]

OP in his place of employment like......

 

[newworldafro]

In situation like that with a bunch of co-workers around.....If not the phone maneuver, you got to do the ole "I'm seriously troubled by something on my mind, let me turn around and express my concern" maneuver

 

[Capitol]

I pull that shyt all the time when people trying to kick that religious shyt

"yea I would like to hear more about baby jesus but I think obama just hit me back"

 

[Silver Surfer]

70 percent of the time I pretend I'm taking to someone

so 7/10 times you have your phone to your ear...no one is on the other line???

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

so 7/10 times you have your phone to your ear...no one is on the other line???

Cause I spend most of the time trying to pick up girls

Its part of the plotting scoping a girl out and still looking busy


Peripherals breh

Use them

 

[DreadHead P]

kinda reminds me of a situation I was in last week, I was walking around Union Station waitin for my girl so we could have lunch together when I walked pass this cashier at the Au Bon Pain wit this massive round booty, it literally stopped me in my tracks. I wasnt even plannin on going to Au Bon Pain but i walked in and grabbed a drink then got in the line next to her register where I still had a clear view of her ass. Once I paid for my drink and got a good up close look at her I went and found a seat ducked off in a corner where I still had a clear line of site on her and I spent a good 15 minutes sippin my juice and pretending to fucc wit my phone but I was actually tryin to get a clear pic of the booty

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I just turn my head in the other direction in advance so the ass walks directly into my line of sight

 

[dappadonna]

I just turn my head in the other direction in advance so the ass walks directly into my line of sight

You know them ones

 

[london]

so 7/10 times you have your phone to your ear...no one is on the other line???

 

[3rdWorld]

Works till you actually receive a call still fakin'..

 

[Banned Account12]

yall nikkas crazy breh lol

 

[Methodical]

you ain't got no job tommy.