Pretty Chicks Who Eat Like nikkas Un-Appreciation

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I swear there ain't nothin' worse brehs.

I been kickin' it with this chick for a lil bit. Now when I first met her, I guess she was trying to stunt for me or show off a lil bit. We used to go to little vegan spots together, grub on some healthy shyt, work out together, etc.

I get to know her a lil bit more. We start kickin' it more, I start finding things I don't particularly like.

I stayed over her crib the other night, so we wake up in the morning to go to the grocery store to get food too cook some brunch or whatever. Y'all won't believe the shyt this chick was trying to put into my cart.

- Frozen popcorn shrimp
- Prepackaged sausage meat patties :cmon:
- A big ass liter of Pepsi
- And then she picks up one of them frozen TV dinners "for later" :laff:

I'm feelin' like, first of all, all of this shyt ain't brunch, secondly, why do you eat so badly :damn:

So we get back to her crib, and I'm feelin' like :ld: on the inside. I decide to take a look through her fridge while putting stuff away :usure:

I find a bunch of microwaveable foods in bowls/boxes, chick has a really bad thing for pad thai for some reason. This bytch eats pre-packaged sandwich meats and Kraft singles and shyt :laff: And a lot of take out as well. This bytch be killin' a whole box of pizza by herself :wow:

I think I'm done with her brehs. That shyt just really threw me for a loop and I can't help but laugh at the idea of her now. :ld:
 

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:wtf:

I swear there ain't nothin' worse brehs.

I been kickin' it with this chick for a lil bit. Now when I first met her, I guess she was trying to stunt for me or show off a lil bit. We used to go to little vegan spots together, grub on some healthy shyt, work out together, etc.

I get to know her a lil bit more. We start kickin' it more, I start finding things I don't particularly like.

I stayed over her crib the other night, so we wake up in the morning to go to the grocery store to get food too cook some brunch or whatever. Y'all won't believe the shyt this chick was trying to put into my cart.

- Frozen popcorn shrimp
- Prepackaged sausage meat patties :cmon:
- A big ass liter of Pepsi
- And then she picks up one of them frozen TV dinners "for later" :laff:

I'm feelin' like, first of all, all of this shyt ain't brunch, secondly, why do you eat so badly :damn:

So we get back to her crib, and I'm feelin' like :ld: on the inside. I decide to take a look through her fridge while putting stuff away :usure:

I find a bunch of microwaveable foods in bowls/boxes, chick has a really bad thing for pad thai for some reason. This bytch eats pre-packaged sandwich meats and Kraft singles and shyt :laff: And a lot of take out as well. This bytch be killin' a whole box of pizza by herself :wow:

I think I'm done with her brehs. That shyt just really threw me for a loop and I can't help but laugh at the idea of her now. :ld:
did you smash? if not :ufdup:
 

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nikka I been smashin' for weeks, that has nothing to do with the story/topic though. :dahell:


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It does, think about it

Now you can throw her to the bushes :ahh: bytch seems fake already

I'ma health freak so I'd be damn if my chick was ordering papa johns for fun
 

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:what: and she doesn't know how to cook

two more years of eating like that and I bet you won't be able to recognize her . maybe she only eats like that once a week...but if not I bet her insides are :scusthov:

This. Those eating habits aren't conducive to a healthy future, I'll be surprised if she doesn't get fat as fukk over the next decade
 

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:what: and she doesn't know how to cook

two more years of eating like that and I bet you won't be able to recognize her . maybe she only eats like that once a week...but if not I bet her insides are :scusthov:
She knows how to cook. She's cooked at my spot for me before. In fact the reason I asked to make brunch is because I wanted to see her breakfast skills :takedat:

The question is..... does she like or want to cook?

And the answer to that I think, may be worse than the answer to the question of whether or not she can cook. :lupe:
 

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She knows how to cook. She's cooked at my spot for me before. In fact the reason I asked to make brunch is because I wanted to see her breakfast skills :takedat:

The question is..... does she like or want to cook?

And the answer to that I think, may be worse than the answer to the question of whether or not she can cook. :lupe:

What are you intentions with this woman? If you're just fukking then keep her :ehh:

but if you looking for something serious you need to tell her what to do to keep you around otherwise either you'll be eating out a lot or eating of stouffers and banquets meals :usure:
 
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