Prison myths,facts,reality..................here is the thread some of yall wanted me to do

[Originalman]

I read quite a few Stephen King books in there lol. I stayed reading, working in the kitchen or working out. I only watched TV when The Ultimate Fighter was on. Dudes would be out in the main pod watching Lockup MSNBC, I'm sitting here like we're already locked up, why the fukk would you wanna watch other people locked up on TV

I am sorry breh, but this some the funniest shyt I have ever read.

 

[Originalman]

there was the very first time i went to jail n i was green n didnt know the rules. ok lemme start from the beginning.......i went to jail because i fucced up my 1st husbands cadillac( busted windows,windshields , cut wires, disconnected his distributor n disconnected otha shyt )in the parking lot of his job when i found out he was cheating on me. go to jail go to arraignment i had a bunchaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tickets n they was like how do u plead, n nobody had ever told me what u SUPPOSED to say so i said no contest n dat bytch sentenced me to 3 weeks n county jail to sit the tickets out. but wait theres more lol i was crazy as hell so i started writing my then husband hate mail to his moma house threatening to kill him when i got out n the whole letter was basically me sayin imma kill u when i got out over n over again. do u know i was in there so long, his moma sent the letter to my granny who ended up sending it back to me in jail. im thinking im getting a letter from my granny open that bytch up n its my death threats i sent

sista you wild as hell.

 

[Jaz]

A little bit mentally,just adjusting back to being able to freely move around, seeing people change and grow over 6 years,but I wasn't too out of touch, you see some guys do 30 years and just can't adjust too much time has passed,I was only gone for 6 and I'm young so it was that bad. And yea I'm going to school in the fall,and work with my uncle part time for now

Good for you

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Can you get on the internet in prison?

My cousin who's locked down gets emails but I think that's as far as it goes. And lIke said earlier there's quite a few phones bro

Yea you can,but its not what you think,you can only receive and answers emails through a service called J-Pay,and we only get 3 15 minutes sessions per day to answer emails,order store,etc really strict policy regarding that

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Good for you

Thanks my man.

 

[1 other person]

Yea you can,but its not what you think,you can only receive and answers emails through a service called J-Pay,and we only get 3 15 minutes sessions per day to answer emails,order store,etc really strict policy regarding that

Can someone send you porn through email?

 

[Originalgangsta317]

How ya'll cut your nails in there? Just had that random thought a min ago

We're able to get nail clippers breh lol

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Can someone send you porn through email?

I doubt it,them guards monitor all that,but you are able to send videos, pictures and whatever else,but I don't think you can send x-rated stuff

 

[ISO]

How were your cellmates? What type of relationship y'all had? Was y'all cool? Did they put you with a cac?

What's the best meals you had in jail?

Is basketball in jail really as bad as it's portrayed in movies?

How hard was it to find a job after being in prison?

Are jail showers the same as in the movies?

 

[VladTheImpaler]

But at the same time, I do kinda understand how some cats wear it as a badge of honor.
Doin hard time in a prison like Quinten, Folsom, Soledad, Vacaville ect and walkin on level 4 yards and surviving that shyt and gettin out without rattin, bein a punk etc is honorable in a sense.

the thing is though....this honor only is noted or even cared about for people that even knows what that mean.....the average cat in the mall walking around, if you told them I was "no punk in a level 4" would fall on death ears...they would be like "nikka, I was a monster in level 8 of Pac man nikka....what"

point being is that "honor" means very little anywhere else and may be a little hollow and irrelevant in much of life outside..

 

[Ronnie Lott]

the thing is though....this honor only is noted or even cared about for people that even knows what that mean.....the average cat in the mall walking around, if you told them I was "no punk in a level 4" would fall on death ears...they would be like "nikka, I was a monster in level 8 of Pac man nikka....what"

point being is that "honor" means very little anywhere else and may be a little hollow and irrelevant in much of life outside..

You sound goofy with the pac man comparison

Man stop it. The dudes in the mall that you're speaking of would be scared as shyt if a nikka that just did a long bid in a supermax approached them

 

[VladTheImpaler]

You sound goofy with the pac man comparison

Man stop it. The dudes in the mall that you're speaking of would be scared as shyt if a nikka that just did a long bid in a supermax approached them

LOL Yeah I just having a lil fun but also making a point breh....

very few people know a lot of this shyt...that is why this thread is doing numbers...

just making a point that the boasting and bragging about "yo Im a level 4 survivor" or "yo, I ran a level 4 tier" would not impress many as many don't know what it means....as noted...that boast would only impress those that know...

 

[VladTheImpaler]

man i been gang banging since i was 13. I'm 23 right now. mthafckas has gotten killed for leaving so i feel you. i got family members who are OG's. but u know I'm trying to do better and they understand . but yeah brah i feel you though shyt aint a joke. you never joined a set? like the hood you from is it made out of different gangs or u just know ppl. and alright bro hopefully all goes well with you bro real shyt

what you bang...gang and set

 

[VladTheImpaler]

man i been gang banging since i was 13. I'm 23 right now. mthafckas has gotten killed for leaving so i feel you. i got family members who are OG's. but u know I'm trying to do better and they understand . but yeah brah i feel you though shyt aint a joke. you never joined a set? like the hood you from is it made out of different gangs or u just know ppl. and alright bro hopefully all goes well with you bro real shyt

what you bang...gang and set

 

[Jaz]

Thanks my man.

((Ahem)) I'm a sista lol !