Prodigy's Top 3 Worst Prison Food Experiences

[Deltron]

Prodigy did a three-and-a-half year bid in jail from 2007 to 2011 on weapons charges. On October 11th, he released a cookbook called "Commissary Kitchen: My Infamous Prison Cookbook" inspired by the meals he cooked up while incarcerated. Prodigy came by the HNHH office recently to tell us about the worst jail food incidents that inspired him to get into cooking.

The first incident occurred on Prodigy's first day -- along with his fellow inmates, he consumed a mixture of crushed ramen noodles, crushed Doritos, and chopped mackerel. "It's really disgusting looking, but it's real popular on Riker's Island," he explains. A couple hours later, he became stricken with food poisoning and started vomiting everywhere before taking a trip to the infirmary.

The second incident occurred somewhere upstate, when he was getting ready to eat dessert. On this particular day, it was bread pudding. "I sit down to eat," he recalls. "And a fukking pube is sitting out the middle of the bread pudding like a birthday candle."

The third incident is one he heard second-hand. There was a cooler filled with juice. After everyone had drank all the juice, they found a dirty rag at the bottom of the cooler. "They be doing foul shyt to the food in jail," he says. "There's a bunch of degenerate-ass, crazy, sick motherfukkers in jail. You hear stories like that. Motherfukkers doing weird shyt to the food."

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"I sit down to eat," he recalls. "And a fukking pube is sitting out the middle of the bread pudding like a birthday candle."

 

[Food Mane]

"I was gonna pull out the burner but my noodles was boiling over"

 

[Zero]

"I was gonna pull out the burner but my noodles was boiling over"

Overcooked noodles aint a game, thunn

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Overcooked noodles aint a game, thunn

Crock Pot P

 

[Zero]

Crock Pot P

Stirrin up pots of brew in hell's kitchen, he chef the impossible

 

[IronFist]

sound like the jailhouse burrito in the first one he is describing

 

[feelosofer]

American prison is a meat grinder meant to destroy body and soul. I'm glad P made it through in one piece.

 

[SunGod]

You look suspicious. Suspect nikkas is bytches.
Get chopped up, Grade A meat, somethin delicious.

 

[DrexlersFade]

"I sit down to eat," he recalls. "And a fukking pube is sitting out the middle of the bread pudding like a birthday candle."

It was always hair(hopefully) in the fukking foods








































But I know it was pubes

 

[Deltron]

Pubic P

 

[Bugsmoran]

PcP

 

[Archimedes]

canned mackerel served on a bed of crushed doritos and ramen noodles

 

[UserNameless]

My state cake and swole niccas...

 

[beenz]

"I sit down to eat," he recalls. "And a fukking pube is sitting out the middle of the bread pudding like a birthday candle."

P is so good at telling stories. ya'll are seriously sleeping if you haven't heard his audiobook cuz it's actually read by P.