Professional Wrestling Explained With Just Two Cows

[Berniewood Hogan]

IN THE PROUD TRADITION OF WRESTLING, I'M STEALING SOMEBODY ELSE'S IDEA AND USING IT FOR MY OWN GAIN, BROTHER!

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-world’s-economy-explained-with-just-two-cows.408648/

@DEAD7 THANKS FOR THE RUB, DUDE!

BLANK TEMPLATE FOR BROTHERS TO GET OVER WITH, MEAN GENE!

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

goddamn

 

[Superkick Party]

 

[The Rainmaker]

 

[Lord Scion]

Jeezus, way to end your own thread

 

[StarClout]

in for the ECW cow

 

[Vice Queen]

Right out the gate though

 

[Mook]

 

[Mook]

people sleeping on this thread

 

[mannyrs13]

Figures you would use a white cow for this. Thread might've never been made if it were a black cow.

 

[StarClout]

people sleeping on this thread

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

I guess ecw couldn't afford any cows.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

I guess ecw couldn't afford any cows.

They had them, but went bankrupt due to the purchase

 

[Vinny Lupton]

ECW
You have two cows. You don't pay them for 8 months and they die

Lucha Underground
You have 2 undead Aztec zombie cows