Promos/Lines that delivered that ether

[MenacingMonk]

Was watching the Heyman doc and for some reason I thought about that promo on Raw after this year's SS where he said "you can't SHOOT with Brock Lesnar."

Made me think of what other lines or entire promos that spit the harsh realities of life.

 

[Swiggy]

"If you were to give the United States an enema, you'd stick the pins right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!"

 

[Numero Deux]

Start at 1:50

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

Billy bytchcakes

 

[The Rainmaker]

"Number one: shut the hell up! And number five, bow down to the man that's in the ring right now. If I've said it once, I've said it a billion times. You people are the most no-good, inbred, illiterate pieces of garbage I've ever seen!!!".

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

That ether on matt hardy

"Your girl fell in love with a main eventer."

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

"I'd say I'm going to send your fans home unhappy, but the match is gonna be past their bedtimes"

"I'd slap you across the face, but it looks like god beat me to it"

the line HBK had about how bret can't separate tv from reality and is still the hitman even when he goes home.

 

[Sypress]

Who's your daddy, Montreal?

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Who's your daddy, Montreal?

there's no single line in that promo you can single out. it was 16 minutes straight of at the crowd in montreal. For a night we got the HBK straight out of 1997. To end the night with him applying the sharpshooter on Hogan too? Montreal

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

@7:20

 

[richaveli83]

Bret Hart's worked shoot on the Raw before Wrestlemania 13.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Party's over, Grandpa

Brock didnt know how prophetic he was

 

[Lord Scion]

Hollywood Rock's entire run.

 

[GOATpernick]

Who's your daddy, Montreal?

there's no single line in that promo you can single out. it was 16 minutes straight of at the crowd in montreal. For a night we got the HBK straight out of 1997. To end the night with him applying the sharpshooter on Hogan too? Montreal

That pop for HitGOAT's theme tho