Promos/Lines that delivered that ether

[I-Hate-You]

The whole promo really, but christ Austin...

All he's gotta do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime.

It hurts

 

[FreshAIG]

When Jericho told Mick Foley the only reason people bought his book because they thought he died at the end

 

[3Rivers]

"If you were to give the United States an enema, you'd stick the pins right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!"

I was there

HitGoat sonned Pittsburgh so bad it was the last wrestling event I attended:nakamuramjcry:

 

[Cartier Murphy]

The one from Backlash 2003 where Rock called Goldberg a bald headed whisker biscuit bytch. Basically killed him before he even debuted.

 

[Prince Akeem]

That ether on matt hardy

"Your girl fell in love with a main eventer."

Jesus

 

[Yessir_Araphat]

Party's over, Grandpa

Brock didnt know how prophetic he was

@TheGreatShowtime

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

"You consider yourself the master of human chess. Well, my bishop just took your queenYour move, Sullivan. "

Chris Benoit






My soul left my body when i heard that




In retrospect im sure he died for that line

Posted in the other thread because i didnt see the new one.


*edited for accuracy

 

[Heelish]

That ether on matt hardy

"Your girl fell in love with a main eventer."

OK now THIS was killer

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

That pop for HitGOAT's theme tho

"Got your hopes up just a little bit didn't I?" And then he gets them again less than 5 minutes later

 

[3Rivers]

Hey Paul Wight, you're a nasty b*stard, and your mama said so!

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Hey Paul Wight, you're a nasty b*stard, and your mama said so!

So much fukkery with the boss man. How can any one wrestler handle so much of it?

 

[Burnshen]

Flair killed Lito

 

[DaylitoJames]

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Flair killed Lito

That shyt felt really real. @Nature Boy Ric Flair explain the art of dropping a bomb like this on someone. Few talkers on this level.

 

[HomieSoprano]

"I'd say I'm going to send your fans home unhappy, but the match is gonna be past their bedtimes"

"I'd slap you across the face, but it looks like god beat me to it"

the line HBK had about how bret can't separate tv from reality and is still the hitman even when he goes home.

This one