Promos/Lines that delivered that ether

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steve austin's promos in ecw..the shyt he was spewing during 96-97 WWE was gold but the ECW were some of the most focused bits of ether

monday night nyquil
"the stevester"

and this classic


Was waiting for someone to post this greatness :salute: Dap + Rep
 

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All the promo's Jerry Lawler cut on Jake the Snake when they feuded in 96 are brutal in hindsight when you consider that Jake really was legit off the wagon the whole time
My favorite was Jerry hilding a brown papaer bag, going "Jake, I found your tag team partner!", they lifting the bag to reveal a bottle of Jim Beam. I crack up every time I remember it:russ:
 

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"Kanyon, you come out here with Page's wife and you act like it's a big deal. Why don't you tell me who HASN'T been with that bytch"

Steiner was fukking ruthless :wow::wow::wow:



"Kanyon, you come out here with Page's wife and you act like it's a big deal. Why don't you tell me who HASN'T been with that bytch"

Steiner was fukking ruthless :wow::wow::wow:
almost any scott steiner promo dude goes off. 'eat a steak stick man and go back to Canada the place we call mexico north.
Get out of my face I'm working off go take your clothes off. Hailing from dunking donuts and the great state of obesity team 3d. I have a message to Barack Obama instead of making a wall to keep out mexicans build a wall to keep those a$$holes from Canada out:dead:
 

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How about that time The Dudleys ethered an entire arena? :ahh:



the commentary makes it even funnier


D-von: So if I was you, I'd sit down and shut the fukk up

Cyrus: oh boy :merchant:

Joey Styles: Is that really necessary:beli:


Bubba: We got some fakkit in a Hawaiian shirt down here :simonsource:

Styles: Please be a little bit more politically correct :whoa:

Bubba: We got a mom in the front row who taught her daughter how to suck sick!

Cyrus: why are you laughing Joey styles?
:aicmon:
Styles: I'm not laughing!
:mjgrin:
Bubba: We got some ugly skankasaurus who's gonna take 9 inches of black dikk so far up her ass she won't know what hit her.
:sneakyshaq:

Cyrus: oh that sounds like a party Id like to go to, are you in?
:leon:
Styles: NO! No I'm not
:dahell:
Cyrus: I like the dudleys, oh was that your wife?
:whoo:

Styles: not the one in the front row, NO!
:mjcry:
 

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How about that time The Dudleys ethered an entire arena? :ahh:



I remember being at that show. Bubba Ray really had folks in the crowd ready to throw down. Later on during their match, I remember somebody either throwing a drink hard as shyt or sucker punching him or D Von, and security snatching them up QUICK.
 
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