Proof That Being A Simp Can Pay Off

[PhonZhi]

. to Phil for a single mother and becoming the father figure to a future Hall Of Fame millionaire NBA player.

 

[Swiggy]

. to Phil for a single mother and becoming the father figure to a future Hall Of Fame millionaire NBA player.

Scouting high school games to see who got pro skills and a single mama might be the way

 

[Canon]

Scouting high school games to see who got pro skills and a single mama might be the way

hmmmm

 

[PhonZhi]

@Emperor_ReinScarf

 

[Stuntone]

Shaq is a one in billion human being.




You're better off with these.....

 

[CarltonJunior]

Scouting high school games to see who got pro skills and a single mama might be the way

 

[Swiggy]

Lowkey, tho, if I'm scouting ANYTHING, I'm flying to Venezuela for a month and chilling at ballparks

"Come on, son, let's go play catch"

*turns to the mama*

"I'mma go hit some ground balls to Carlos, be ready to fukk like I bought you when I get back"

 

[MikelArteta]

Oh the man jumped off a building and lived to tell story. Like a 7 foot 300lb freakish athlete would not be found !

Dude acting like shaq was 5'11 150lbs

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

I'm gonna let some nikka shoot me 9 times so I can survive, and later on become rich as fukk

I mean, after all....this guy did it

 

[Xtraz2]

that wuz tha jam
took me from a boy to a man cuz my biologicalll didn't botha

Phil is my fatha

 

[Marco Zen]

You nikkaz obsessed wit shyttin on single moms

 

[Ain't That Something]

Can't deny tho some of the answers are funny as fukk

nikkas talking about scouting kids to wife they mama and shyt

 

[LA Fisher]

Stewie asks Brian- what kind of man would i be if i just left my family and all my responsibilities like that, and Brian replies- well… you’d be a black man.