Proper dikk pic angle?

[O.T.I.S.]

Just zoom in and send that fakkit @The Taxman your pics and he'll help you out

 

[SAINT]

Bruh you ain't have to tell me all that.

Just keeping you up to date

 

[Mastamimd]

Protip: From above. If you really got a hammeryou don't do funny ass angles. If you got that work, two objects get your point across well:
The large febreze can (or a bottled water) or an Ipad.Those give a better idea of what they are looking at. Outside of that, don't fake the funk.

Lay it on your disk near your mouse or some other object to give relative size. Make sure you lotion up firstIf its ashy, women will perceive it as

smaller than it really is. Lastly, all pics erect. Don't fake the funk.


Trust me. I am the Inbox Distribution Expert.

Duble on the tablet, febreeze can, or bottled water. Sometimes I flex a little lower than I need to.

 

[Tunez]

Coconut oil instead of lotion

 

[Malik1time]

 

[At30wecashout]

Coconut oil instead of lotion

Bruh ain't nobody trying to put something glossy on a ladies phone. Oil is a NO NO! A sheen is okbut gloss?

:justgodude:

 

[Mastamimd]

Bruh ain't nobody trying to put something glossy on a ladies phone. Oil is a NO NO! A sheen is okbut gloss?

:justgodude:

They get what I send 'em damn it

 

[At30wecashout]

They get what I send 'em damn it

Lazy. dikk pics are an artform and you bums give it a bad name. I would charge for tutorials if it wasn't so against Harlem doctrine

 

[Mastamimd]

Lazy. dikk pics are an artform and you bums give it a bad name. I would charge for tutorials if it wasn't so against Harlem doctrine

I'll take your word for it fam

 

[Tunez]

Bruh ain't nobody trying to put something glossy on a ladies phone. Oil is a NO NO! A sheen is okbut gloss?

:justgodude:

Makes it look good, trust me

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

make sure to moisturize your penis before taking pictures. you dont want to see ashy dikk pics to chicks