Prostitutes posing as regular chicks UNAPPRECIATION thread

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bytches be dumb as fukk. Especially working girls.

99% of Men are not gonna understand what they are talking about. You would think after getting fukked hundreds of times in the p*ssy and ass they'd be able to tell the difference between a Joe and a John pretty easily.

Then the same ones will get mad they get arrested for soliciting a got damn plainclothes police officer in broad daylight. :rudy:

Man fukk these hoes, literally and figuratively :camby:
 
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Mr Hate Coffee said:
Since then I started peepin how certain chicks would be in the club dressed TOO scandalous and too aggressive and figured out they were working girls. So here's the next story.


2015 in Lagos, Nigeria

I'm at a club (57 if you're familiar with the city) tired AS fukk. It's late and I'm ready to go home. Plus I hadn't seen one chick worth talking to. Lastly, me and my friends bought VIP and it was mad nikkas in the section. What the fukk was the point? Everyone keeps bumping into me and I'm getting pissed but I turn my head and see this fine ass chick walking towards the stars.


Me: *making eye contact* :shaq:

Chick: :childplease:

Me: *turns back around* :manny:

All of a sudden this chick comes up next to me and is all touchy feely on my arm.

Chick: Hey.

Me: :leostare: Umm hey... What's good?

So we start having a convo and start dancing and I offer her some of the Hennessy we have at the table.

Chick: I don't drink that. I want some wine.

That's not a big deal so we walk to the bar so I can buy her some wine. My homie (who is from Nigeria) rushes to the bar and grabs me by the arm.

homie: :whoa: They don't sell drinks here, just bottles.

Me: Oh but she just wants some wine.

bartender: We don't have wine. :birdman:

Chick: Well give me some cranberry juice then.

So I pay $10 for a fukking carafe of cranberry juice and go back to VIP. Things are fine and then the chick starts getting antsy.


Chick: Hey I'm bout to leave. Can you walk me out?

homie: :whoa: Dog, you're not from here don't walk out there with her.

Me: Relax, I'll just walk her to the exit.

We get to the exit and she switches it up.

her: We're going to SIPs.

me: Okay, cool. Give me your number so I can hit you up. We might roll that way later.

her: *exasperated sigh* WHY DO YOU NEED MY NUMBER?

me: :dahell: So i can text you and keep in contact.

her: LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME OR NOT?

me: :dwillhuh: I just met you. I'd like to get to know you first.

her: :usure:

At this point I realized she was a worker and bounced back to VIP. But once again, another learning experience. I couldn't believe out here on another continent there are hookers in the club. The prostitute game is deep. I'm actually mad at myself for falling for it because I knew the signs by now. I thought I had seen it all, but my next encounter really blew my mind.
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Reminds me of my time last Friday at the Hekkensen in Las Vegas . There was a group of dimes all together ignoring everyone except some old white dudes that had a booth and Miguel, who was performing that night. :beli:
 
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lol I was in ATL last year during the BET Awards and my nikka brought these bad hoes to the hotel room
He woke me up out my sleep and I was like :ohlawd: "my nikka"

I was tired and really want to go back to sleep so I was in a bad mood and hopped on some bold shyt immediately
lied it was my birthday and told them to suck me up for my birthday, they laughed and one of them said "I'll suck up every nikka in this room..... for 300 dollars"

I was like "wait ya'll hoes"?
They were like "yea"

shot convo for a little bit not trying to pay, they eventually realized they weren't getting any money out of us and dipped.

After they left I asked my nikka where he found those hoes,
he was like "I was in the lobby and one of them said 'you tryna get raped?'"
He said he was like :steviej:"hell yea I'm tryna get raped!"

she responded "well then you gotta pay the rate" :russ:

"bro I figure that I would get them here and we would finesse them on some shyt"
 
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