got a breh that done caught hands from one of them trannies right outside the Varsity.
We decided to walk Midtown that evening after eating and this broad shouldered motherfukker rolled up on his ass after me and my other friend ignored it. Me and him decided to not to say anything and see if breh would realize he was talking to a dude. This nikka was actually spittin lyrics at this xman character.. So I finally said. "Bruh, check the throat action.." The next few minutes were the hardest I laughed in my life..
Breh took a look at the throat.. Dude went fromto
so quick. I think off just general instinct breh just threw a quick jab off disgust but the tranny was ready
, that thing juked around that fist like Roy Jones..wig flew off and all from the speed of the evasion.
.. Tranny was completely bald headed
..
All femininity is lost at that point and this tranny goes southpaw on my breh. Mind you it's Friday evening and there's people everywhere watching this shyt.. These nikkas squared up and the tranny talking about "don't get mad after I feed you these nuts after I beat your ass."..fam, tranny put in a three piece combo so tough, my boy folded up like a lawn chair on the sidewalk. I'm standing there like.. "Should I intervene?"
. My other homeboy decided to ride up like the calvary and sucker punch it. Fam.. My nikkas fist rolled off that jawline like rain on a windshield..breh looking at the tranny like
and the tranny looking like
.. The tranny goes into stance and now my boy backing up, going into the crowd for cover. I get my breh whose just now getting off the ground and yell at my boy (whose dodging punches in the crowd to get the fukk on before cops arrive).
Atlanta has provided me some memories.
look man...
I dont wiped tear after tear from my eyes..."threw a quick jab off disgust..." damn near killed me and the rest bodied me...pure jokes
got a breh that done caught hands from one of them trannies right outside the Varsity.
to
so quick. I think off just general instinct breh just threw a quick jab off disgust but the tranny was ready
. My other homeboy decided to ride up like the calvary and sucker punch it. Fam.. My nikkas fist rolled off that jawline like rain on a windshield..breh looking at the tranny like
and the tranny looking like
during the convo.... I didn't realize what was up til the next day until I sobered up and me and my guy got into convo about that shyt... That shyt had me perplexed at 21
because I know these nikkas wouldn't be shyt in the US but they winning out here. More power to them. I separate from my friends to go to the bathroom and see a chick with one of the BADDEST MUFUKKIN BODIES I'VE EVER SEEN IN REAL LIFE. She was straight up IG, "check my booking info" status. Because she looked that good I wasn't in the mindframe to talk to her. Also keep in mind, my spanish is intermediate so it's difficult anyway.

That's hella expensive, even if you didn't consider the exchange rate. But yo there are other things wrong here.
This must be some legal loophole shyt in case I was a cop

You payin 300 euros tho? ($330)
or are they pros scrippin on the side 