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All that dikkin down only leads to fukkin your mother In law and your wife's aunts and cousins.

dikk become a family heirloom

Been through this one.Met this cougar chick at Walmart(:francis:) who had two grown daughters and a grown ass son living with her.

Ran through mom & the daughters, but then the son came up to me talking bout "So when's my turn?" :merchant::scust:


One of the most bugged out moments of my life
 

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Been through this one.Met this cougar chick at Walmart(:francis:) who had two grown daughters and a grown ass son living with her.

Ran through mom & the daughters, but then the son came up to me talking bout "So when's my turn?" :merchant::scust:


One of the most bugged out moments of my life
:dahell: abort mission immediately after that :laff:
 

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Burning nikkas cribs up and shyt smh I don't need that shyt in my life b :sadcam:

I may take some Ls for this story...

But I was foolin with this one chick who was 10 years older than me on the side (I usually go for older, they tend to be more chill and less crazy). After I got tired of her asking "where is this going?" and saying "I love you" I just moved on :yeshrug:.

Can you believe this woman showed up to my job with her son (not mine, i have no kids), dressed in some stained pajamas, on some "oh you think you can ignore me? You gon act like I cant find you? You only wanna acknowledge me after midnight"


Breh.... i cant fukkin deal with that shyt. :whoa:
 

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Been through this one.Met this cougar chick at Walmart(:francis:) who had two grown daughters and a grown ass son living with her.

Ran through mom & the daughters, but then the son came up to me talking bout "So when's my turn?" :merchant::scust:


One of the most bugged out moments of my life
So u smashed him too?
 

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I may take some Ls for this story...

But I was foolin with this one chick who was 10 years older than me on the side (I usually go for older, they tend to be more chill and less crazy). After I got tired of her asking "where is this going?" and saying "I love you" I just moved on :yeshrug:.

Can you believe this woman showed up to my job with her son (not mine, i have no kids), dressed in some stained pajamas, on some "oh you think you can ignore me? You gon act like I cant find you? You only wanna acknowledge me after midnight"


Breh.... i cant fukkin deal with that shyt. :whoa:
I had a bytch block my car in a pizza shop while I was on lunch break. I couldn't afford to be late so I had to talk nice then a mawwwwfukkuh in a slow jam voice to get that bytch to move her shyt.


Yeah yeah we gonna work this out babe. I'll come see you tonight, whatever you need.:troll:

Had to switch up my lunch spots after that.
 

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Been through this one.Met this cougar chick at Walmart(:francis:) who had two grown daughters and a grown ass son living with her.

Ran through mom & the daughters, but then the son came up to me talking bout "So when's my turn?" :merchant::scust:


One of the most bugged out moments of my life

White people im assuming :ehh:
 
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