Provoke a rhinoceros cacs

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Stop he's already dead

 

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A regular horned rhino is bodying a hippo most of the time if ask me.

You forget they have armored skin and thick skulls

Add the horn and its piercing that hippo the fukk up!

1. Hippo skin is 7 inches thick. A stab feels to them like when we scratch our skin.

2. Rhinos are blind and need distance to build up speed.

3. A hippos mouth can swallow a rhino's entire head.

4. Hippo's teeth are more than twice as long and are much harder than a rhino's horn.

5. If hippos were as fast as rhinos they would be the most dangerous land mammal.

6. Hippo bite force is the fourth most powerful and more powerful than a rhino. They can literally bite a rhino's head clean off.

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7. Rhino horns wear down over their lifespan and are typically not sharp.

8. It's not armor. It's just scales. Hippo bite force cuts through scales like butter.